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AustinH
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February 27, 2012 5:19pm UTC

Me: Hey mom, need help with the dishes?
Mom: Oh no thank you honey. I have i t.
*10 minutes later*
Mom: I SWEAR I GET NO HELP AROUND THIS DAMN HOUSE!

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BravoSierra
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February 26, 2012 9:05pm UTC

When your cable goes on the fritz, you get frustrated.
When you get frustrated, your daughter immitates.
When your daughter immitates, when she gets kicked out of school.
When your daughter gets kicked out of school, she meets undesirables.
When she meets undeseriables, she ties the knot with undesirables.
When she ties the knot with undesirables, you get a grandson with a dog collar.
Don't have a grandson with a dog collar.

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Abby. *
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 9:49pm UTC

Stumbling across a really old song,
& still being able to remember the lyrics like its nothing.

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Jen07676
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February 26, 2012 8:19pm UTC

We all have that one friend that we miss so much<3
Fave if you thought of someone<3

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 4:12pm UTC

One Direction things#128
Niall wants a girl who he can talk to about serious things late at night.
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
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i_am_just_a_normal_girl
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February 26, 2012 10:18pm UTC

Admit it
we all tried to keep a diary, and failed.

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ChelseaMarieDennis
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 11:34pm UTC

Who else
Isn't witty famous?
(♥)

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 3:51pm UTC

What doesn't kill you
will probably try
again.

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BravoSierra
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February 27, 2012 1:05pm UTC

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 1:11pm UTC

One Direction things#123
Louis: What's on your iPod?
Niall: .....Songs
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 1:19pm UTC

One Direction things#125
Liam: If we did a horror movie, who would die first?
All: Niall!
Niall: Only because I wouldn't know what was going on.
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 8:29pm UTC

You call it obsession,
I call it dedication.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 11:10pm UTC

All I want
is summer.
f o r m a t b y j i m m y 3 6 5

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sayheyilyx
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 11:18pm UTC

Cute guys make you:
crazy,
Hot guys make you:
melt,
Cool guys make you:
daydream,
But funny guys make you fall in love without even knowing.
nmf/nmq
"-fr Ffrfr
♥
♥
♥
♥

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TayaElizabeth12
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February 26, 2012 9:24pm UTC

A smile can hide so much ,
Fear; pain; sadness; tears;
But yet again it can reflect one thing,
Strength. ♥

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LondiJohnson
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 8:30pm UTC

Yesterday Is History.
Tomorrow Is A Mystery.
Today Is A Gift,
That's Why It's Called The Present. ♥
nmq.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 9:34pm UTC

That annoying moment when
you close the wrong tab.

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luckforwhat
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 1:48am UTC

R.I.P
To the 31 U.S. Troops who were killed in a Helicopter crash in Afghanistan today.
fave if you care.

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msjitterbug98
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 9:34pm UTC

you're insecure
DON'T KNOW WHAT FOR, YOU'RE TURNIN HEADS
when you walk through the
doo-o-or
don't need makeup to cover up
being the way that u r
is enough
marissa123 format

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