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yourcool
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August 24, 2012 2:51pm UTC

teacher: why are you late?
me: why does it matter? you still get paid, right?

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 11:04am UTC

Having all your friends in 1 class
Then not having any in the rest

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 2:50pm UTC

Birth Control EffectivnessCondoms: 99%The Pill: 99%Crocs: 100%

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 10:45pm UTC

click to see this quote

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 1:03pm UTC

Sh/t happens.I mean, look at your face.

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WhoThatGirl
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 9:09pm UTC

*First day of school thoughts*
Me: I wonder who's in my class!
Me: *walks in*
Me: AW HELL NAW

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 5:50pm UTC

strict parents
just create sneaky kids

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 1:01am UTC

Who here on witty thinks their mom is beautiful?

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 2:26pm UTC

I wish there was a room where we
could go and find all the stuff we once lost.

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BringBaiTheHorizon
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 7:14pm UTC

I THREW A KID IN THE WELL
DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL
I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL
BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 6:08pm UTC

A life without pasta
i s a l i f e i w o u l d n ' t w a n t t o l i v e .

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GRANDer
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 6:13pm UTC

>>>>>>>>>>>
They'll hate you if you're pretty,
They'll hate you if you're not.
They'll hate you for what you lack,
and they'll hate you for what you've got.
<<<<<<<<<<<

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xXxrhiannonxXx
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 4:24pm UTC

That one password,
You use for everything. And if anyone
ever found it out they could probably
ruin your life with great ease.

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MissAnna
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 4:08pm UTC

I THINK IT'S NEARLY A MIRACLE
WHEN TWO PEOPLE LIKE EACH OTHER AT THE SAME TIME.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 5:24pm UTC

Dear Cancer;
You are the reason I can't pick her up and twirl her around.
[She's too weak to handle any sudden motion.]
You are the reason we can't kiss in the rain.
[She can't go outside unless the weather is perfect.]
You are the reason we can't go on sweet, romantic dates.
[She isn't allowed to leave the hospital.]
You are the reason we can't have tickle fights.
[She's too fragile. We can only touch softly.]
You are the reason I will never be able to propose to her.
[They say she only has a few days to live.]
You are the reason she will never know the feeling of being a mother.
[Why are you taking her while she's so young?]
You are the reason she is in pain all the time.
[It's not fair. Why her? Why anyone?]
You are the reason I am sitting alone in a hospital waiting room.
[I am crying my eyes out. Sometimes it's hard to be strong.]
You are the reason she will never be a famous songwriter.
[She had a beautiful voice. Now it's scratchy and rough.]
You are the reason her dreams are dead. Just like her future and her hope.
[She's trying to stay positive, but it's an act that I can see right through.]
I don't know what I can do anymore. I'm blinded by my tears. I don't want to lose her.
[But it's not something I can control.]
I love you Maria, I have loved you for 3 1/2 years.
You will never die, you'll always be in my heart.
You'll never be gone. I'll never truly say goodbye.
I just don't want to see you hurting like this.
But the ending of your suffering,
Marks the beginning of mine.
</3

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 6:32pm UTC

*Car door is locked*
Normal people: *patiently waits for mom to unlock door*
Me: *violently shakes door handle until mom unlocks door*

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Maz117
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 6:42pm UTC

Giving gum to a friend:
it's like drug dealing... YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING, YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING AND YOU DIDN'T GET THE GUM FROM ME OKAY?!

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noahwood123
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 10:30pm UTC

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We should be able to text 911, in case were hiding from a cereal killer and don't want them to hear us.
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silje_x3
posted a quote
August 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC

If you were born in the 90's
The best P.E. lessons involved
a rainbow colored parachute

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XxneoncookiexX
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 11:00am UTC

If you've ever been called
"ugly"
put this as your quote & whoever ♥'s it
disagrees

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