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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 1:55pm UTC

August
Back to school commercials
Back to school sales
Back to school shopping
Worrying about my sleep schedule
Schedules being posted on facebook
Registration forms
School letters
Back to school statuses
Missing school
telling people you hope you have classes with them
Wow, summer really is almost over.

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pinkfrosting321
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 11:45pm UTC

Mirror, Mirror, on my wall,
I want to be pretty, thin, and tall.
Mirror, Mirror, if I change my hair,
Maybe then someone will start to care?
Mirror, Mirror, if I starve myself,
At least I'll be beautiful. Forget my health.
Mirror, Mirror, if I cut my wrist,
Will I finally feel like I exist?
Mirror, Mirror, don't you see?
What you show is ruining me.

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 8:47pm UTC

Friends: What are you going to buy your dad for his birthday?
Boy: A flower..
Friends: LOL! A flower? Is your dad gay?! HAHAHAHA!
Friends: *Walks away*
Boy: *later* Puts the flower on his dads grave, and cries.
Don't be so quick to judge people.

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behindthissmilexx
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 10:59pm UTC

I was at McDonald's when I saw some chuby chick making fun of a disabled kid
Me: you know it's not right to make fun of somone for that it could happen to any of us
Girl: God gave me a mouth to Speek and I'm going to use it
me: well god gave you a mouth to eat too,but looks like you have abused that privilege.
Girl: -speechless-
Me: oh and you might want to wipe that katchup off your chin
Girl: -goes to wipe chin-
Me: no,your other chin
Nmq

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 4:52pm UTC

YOLO backwards is OLOY,
"Only Losers Obey Yolo"
9gag FTW

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xKeepMySecret
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 9:07pm UTC

*Hears a noise at night* Well. I had a good life, goodbye to you all.
*Get something in my eye* I'M BLIND. What am I going to do?!
*Heart begins beating fast* Is this a heart attack? I think I'm going to die.
*A cop walks past* Great, I'm going to be arrested. I probably murdered somone.
*Taking a test* Eyes must stay on this paper. Or I'll be accused of cheating, and be kicked out of school.
*Gets sunburned* This is fantastic, I'm going to get skin cancer now.

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CrazyFootballChick
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 7:25pm UTC

Saying "if you know what I mean"
makes everything 69x more sexual.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 9:24pm UTC

Who Else?... #9
Hides when they see someone from their school
fave for more
Letting you know that you aren't alone :)

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 7:36pm UTC

snap → snap
↙
snap → snap

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 8:06pm UTC

listening to rap music
and unleashing your inner Eminem

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My_Vent
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 9:12pm UTC

Me: *is sick*
Me: *blows nose & blood comes out*
Little Brother: OH MY GOD YOUR HAVING YOUR PERIOD THROUGH YOUR NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams*

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 9:29am UTC

Fall is coming soon. Get ready for--
-Crisp mornings
-The leaves changing
-Apple everything
-Blankets of leaves
-Pumpkins
-The crunch beneath your feet
-Sweaters and sweatshirts
-Boots
-Cornfields
-Hayrides
-Thanksgiving
-Halloween
-Frosted windows
-Spiced air
Bring it on ♥

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shAMmers26
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 4:02pm UTC

Mark Zuckerberg: Left school...became successful.
Steve Jobs: Left school... became successful.
Bill Gates: Left school... became successful.
But if I left school... I'd become an unsuccessful hobo.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 6:20pm UTC

stubbing your toe and not being able to curse
because your parents are there

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 11:33am UTC

The One Direction Fandom is crazy You guys are like little cats You jump down peoples throats who don't like One Direction ONE DIRECTION IS A BAND. NOT A LIFESTYLE Personally. I think they are overplayed Oh & I don't care what Nial at for breakfast We had just gotten rid of One Direction on wittyThen they make a new song and all of the sudden it's a "Life Motto Sorry. This is ridiculous.

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 4:40pm UTC

Mom: Go make your bed.
Kid: Why do I have to make it, I'm just going to sleep in it again.
Mom: Why do I feed you if you're just going to die anyway?

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butterflykisses66
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 7:03pm UTC

You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy
when skies are gray
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You'll never know, dear
how much i love you.
Oh, please dont take
My sunshine away
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yourcool
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 3:04pm UTC

I hate the word "homophobia".
It's not a phobia.
You aren't scared.
You're just an as/hole.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 8:11pm UTC

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
i stubbed my toe last week
WHILE WATERING MY SPICE GARDEN
and cried for only twenty minutes

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Juliiiaaaxox
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 12:07pm UTC

What if websites had closing hours

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