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  1. klahhkayy klahhkayy
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    Remember the day I borrowed your brand new car and dented it? I thought you'd kill me.
    But you didn't.
    And remember the time I dragged you to the beach and you said it would rain, and it did? I thought you'd say "I told you so"
    But you didn't.
    Do you remember the time I flirted with all the guys to make you jealous, and you were? I thought you'd leave.
    But you didn't.
    Do you remember the time I spilled strawberry pie all over your car rug? I thought you'd hit me.
    But you didn't.
    And remember the time I forgot to tell you the dance was a formal and you showed up in jeans? I thought you'd drop me.
    But you didn't.
    Yes, there were lots of things you didn't do. But you put up with me, and loved me, and protected me.
    There was lots of things I wanted to make up to you when you returned from Iraq.
    But you didn't.

  2. Swaggie Swaggie
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 11:57am UTC
    So last night...
    We had this thing called teen night, and my friend Morgan, she was there. Now let me tell you about Morgan, she cuts herself, all because of bullies and this one d!ck named Toryn. Morgan is in love with Toryn, but he bullies her. Toryn moved away last year, but last night he was back, and he is going to go to our school. Morgan went to go give Toryn a hug, because she mad missed him. Toryn began to tell her to knock it off. He then continued to make fun of her. Morgan then lifted her sleeves, and said "You are the reason I do this". Toryn then said " You are an idiot for doing that" And began to laugh with his friends. Morgan started crying and didn't stop. She went into the bathroom, and I followed her. She went into the stall and I waited for her by the sink. She came out, and put her earrings back on. I looked at her wrists, but saw nothing, so we left the bathroom after she fixed her makeup.
    After a while, Toryn started making fun of her again. She started crying, and said that she wanted to kill herself. She said that she was planning her death. I pulled her away from the crowed of people, into this secret little area, and gave her the biggest hug I have ever given anyone. "You are better than this, Morgan, you are beautiful, and funny, and amazing. Don't let him get to you" I said, as she began crying. Then, this boy, Noah, walked by and threw a water bottle at us. I threw it back harder.
    If you think Morgan is stronger than these people, then please favorite this quote.
    I will show her how many people favorite this.
    So please, help my friend, I would hate to see her take her own life to bullying.
    Please

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    I wonder what it’s like
    being the pretty girl.
    The girl that breaks all the guys’ necks
    when she passes by.
    The girl that can wake up and go to school
    without even trying.
    The girl that everyone wants to be their friend.
    The girl that a lot of people like.
    The girl with such an amazing personality
    that everyone wants to talk to her and be her friend.
    Yeah, I wonder what it’s like
    being that kind of girl...

  4. Ineedmakyinme Ineedmakyinme
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    There's a man in his 80's, who lives in my city near a beautiful cliff.
    It's a place people frequently go to suicide. Every time he sees someone too close to the edge, he rushes over and tries to stop them.
    It's estimated he's saved over 160 people.
    Don Ritchie, I don't know you, but you give me hope .
    Don Ritchie passed away yesterday at the age of 85.
    He was named a 'Local Hero' in the 2011 Austrailian of the Year Awards.
    His funeral will be held on Friday.
    By now, he's saved over 500 lives and I know alot of you have heard of him but for those of you who haven't, I think you should, because this guy's a real hero.♥
    nmf/nmq(from givesmehope.com

  5. SarahMayour SarahMayour
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    It would be awesome if Disney Channel had a
    "Blast From The Past"
    week special where they show the old shows for a week long.
    It would be the best week of my life.

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 4:24pm UTC
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  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    Taylor Swift's interviews are seriously the best thing.
    "I was at the gym, and I walk in, and there's a model.
    like, a real one.
    and she's on the treadmill,
    running faster than a racehorse would run,
    like eighty miles an hour, probably.
    top speed, and not breathing heavily, just like:
    \(^ - ^)/
    and i'm over here on the elliptical, and i hate it,
    and you can see in my face that i hate it, i'm like
    ~~(o__o)~~
    and then her italian boyfriend comes in,
    and they're both incredibly good looking,
    and then he leans over the treadmill bar
    and starts making out with her
    while she's running that fast.
    and i'm just like,
    ".....you win."

  8. xstories_ xstories_
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Today was my school talent show.
    Me, being myself - decided to sing "Skyscraper" by Demi Lovato. I did my thing, I sang. And, at the end - people were in tears and I got a standing ovation. I have never felt so good about myself. The dean went to take the microphone away, but I asked if I could say something to my peers. He allowed me. That's when my heart poured out.. "Thank you all, really. Now, I have something to say." After that, it became dead silent. "You're clapping for me now, right? Weren't half of you guys the people who said I was 'fat' yesterday? Yeah. Little do you know, I can't keep my food down because of those things you say. I can go days without eating. I hope you know that." Then, I had to stop because some girls were laughing. I walked up to them and pulled up my bracelets. "Hey, Bri. Look. Look at what YOU caused. Yes, YOU. You practically put these scars on my wrist. Because of people like you, people turn into people like me. Can I just ask why? Why do you do this to me and so many others?" Her answer was this; "Well, Nicole. I do it because people are losers, a lot like you." And at that, I had enough. What did I say? I said, "Bri, I'm done. I'm done with you. So is everyone else. YOU NEED TO STOP. I'm sick of you. If you don't stop soon, something WILL happen. It may happen to me. Or to you. Or to that girl over there. Just, STOP. Ok? Go on and try to tear me down, I will be rising from the ground. Like a skyscraper." I turned around and walked away. I wasn't finished though. I turned back around to face my peers and said, "I thought suicide was the answer. But, I KNOW it's not. Don't try it, guys. You hurt yourself, you hurt your family. And it hurts your friends. Please. Talk to me if you need anything." People clapped so loud, my ears were about to bust. But, WAIT. I'm not done yet... This really popular guy, Mike, came up to the front. He took the microphone and said, "Nicole.. Thank you for giving me the courage to do this." No one knew what was coming, but what he said shocked so many people. "Bri, we're through." I have never laughed harder in my life. Best day ever? I think YES.
    W

  9. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    I am thankful
    -For the taxes my family pays
    Because it means they have a job.
    -For the mess I have to clean up after a party
    Because it means I have been surrounded by friends.
    -For the clothes that fit too snug
    Because it means I have enough to eat.
    -For my shadow who watches me
    Because it means I'm in sunshine.
    -For the lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and a gutter that needs fixing
    Because it means I have a home.
    -For all the complaining I hear about the government
    Because it means we have freedom of speech.
    -For the spot all the way at the end of the parking lot
    Because it means i'm capable of walking.
    -For the huge heating bill
    Because it means my family is warm.
    -For my sister who loves to sing loudly and off-key
    Because it means I can hear.
    -For aching muscels at the end of the day
    Because it means I've been productive.
    -For getting too many e-mails
    Because I know my friends are thinking of me.
    -Unkown

  10. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    Pixar makes a movie about two robots who have a better love life than I do.

  11. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    I'm the kid of person who would come out of the gym...
    And go straight to McDonalds...........

  12. hannahhmasurr hannahhmasurr
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    When the teacher says
    "I'm choosing your partner." and you're secretly glad so you don't have to deal with rejection

  13. TheWeirdGuyNamedCole25 TheWeirdGuyNamedCole25
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 8:35am UTC
    Hi, this is Cole's friend, Ariana. Cole isn't gonna be on that much because his mother passed away from cancer recenty & he's not in the mood for anything. Also, his sister commited suicide a few days ago. Please don't badger him with questions, he probably will ignore you. For those of you that have his number, he's not answering texts for a while because like I said, he's not in the mood for anything. I'm sure he'll miss you. He loves all of you. Well, that's all I came to tell you. Stay strong guys. x
    -Ariana.

  14. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    Dear Cancer;
    You are the reason I can't pick her up and twirl her around.
    [She's too weak to handle any sudden motion.]
    You are the reason we can't kiss in the rain.
    [She can't go outside unless the weather is perfect.]
    You are the reason we can't go on sweet, romantic dates.
    [She isn't allowed to leave the hospital.]
    You are the reason we can't have tickle fights.
    [She's too fragile. We can only touch softly.]
    You are the reason I will never be able to propose to her.
    [They say she only has a few days to live.]
    You are the reason she will never know the feeling of being a mother.
    [Why are you taking her while she's so young?]
    You are the reason she is in pain all the time.
    [It's not fair. Why her? Why anyone?]
    You are the reason I am sitting alone in a hospital waiting room.
    [I am crying my eyes out. Sometimes it's hard to be strong.]
    You are the reason she will never be a famous songwriter.
    [She had a beautiful voice. Now it's scratchy and rough.]
    You are the reason her dreams are dead. Just like her future and her hope.
    [She's trying to stay positive, but it's an act that I can see right through.]
    I don't know what I can do anymore. I'm blinded by my tears. I don't want to lose her.
    [But it's not something I can control.]
    I love you Maria, I have loved you for 3 1/2 years.
    You will never die, you'll always be in my heart.
    You'll never be gone. I'll never truly say goodbye.
    I just don't want to see you hurting like this.
    But the ending of your suffering,
    Marks the beginning of mine.
    </3

  15. hanna1995 hanna1995
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    Katniss roles around in dirt and barely showers, but has 2 very attractive guys chasing after her.
    I quit.

  16. ChasingDreams ChasingDreams
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    Help, there is a stalker man that's following me home!?
    So two weeks ago I went to this party with my friends and we knew everyone there except this one guy. At first I thought it was just me that didn't know him, but i asked my friend and a couple other people throughout the night and they said they didnt know him either. Anyways, my friend dropped me off a little ways from my house. When i was walking to my house that night the guy from the party was like slowly walking behind me. I wasn't scared at first but then when I kept crossing streets he would follow me, and when I looked at him he was smiling all funny. Anyways, I ran home and locked my door super fast after that. I was scared as heck! Today the same thing happened! I haven't told anyone yet, but now I'm scared! What should i do?
    .......................................................................................................................................
    Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
    You should move that boookshelf out of the way of the window. It's blocking my view.
    format credit jimmy365

  17. meganvictoria2013 meganvictoria2013
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    I just watched a film where a man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and left his unborn son physically disabled. Then in a twisted turn of events, his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper 1000's of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
    Finding Nemo is a real thriller.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    Football games.
    Orange leaves.
    Warm hoodies.
    Hot chocolate.
    Foggy breath.
    Cold nights.
    Bon Fires.
    Fall.

  19. Iheartglitter Iheartglitter
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Long, but worth reading!
    Set your alarm. Get up bright and early. Pull on a baggy top and jogging bottoms. Go outside, no matter what the weather. Walk for ten minutes. Skip for five minutes. Jog for five minutes. Then turn around. Then get back home again. Cut yourself some fruit. Apples, oranges, mangos. All in. Add a little yoghurt for a healthy start of the day. Go and pour yourself some water. Fresh water, ice cold. Refreshing. Go upstairs. Turn on the shower. Wash your hair with nice smelling shampoo and matching conditioner. Wash yourself with body lotion. Come out of the shower. Dry yourself all over. Slather yourself in body butter. You smell nice, clean, innocent, pure. Put something nice on. A pair of jeans, a top. Your favorite bra and pants. Towel dry your hair, leaving it damp to dry naturally. All natural. Go to the mirror. Look at what you see. Don't like it? Pick out three things you love. Your beautiful eyes, your shiny skin, your tinted cheeks. Go downstairs. Ignore the kitchen. You've already had breakfast. Get a glass of water. Paint your nails. Read a book. Go for a walk. Call your friends. Spend some time with your family. Spend some time outside. You know this will be a beautiful day. The sun might not be shining, but you are. This day will be perfect. This day will be the most perfect day you've had so far. No binging, no purging. No self-harm, no hating. Only loving and laughing and living.
    You can do this.
    nmq/tumblr, i saw a girl on witty post this and i think its amazing

  20. yayrey yayrey
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    The best feeling in the world
    When you check your alarm clock
    and you still have 3 hours to sleep

    Format by Yayrey

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