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becca95lx4
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October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC

to players, we're hot.
to perverts, we're sexy.
to adults, we're cute.
to relatives, we're adorable.
to dumbasses, we're fine.
to each other, we're pretty.
to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
to the right guys, we're beautiful.
but to ourselves,
w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

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xxBMTH4Everxx
posted a quote
October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC

Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
"Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
MILA.

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smilex0
posted a quote
December 18, 2010 3:30pm UTC

when i'm in the car
and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i'm in a movie♥

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thatsacex3
posted a quote
October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC

When guys get jealous
it's kinda cute (':
When girls get jealous
World war III is about to start.

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
February 1, 2014 4:56pm UTC

Of course I talk to myself
sometimes I need
expert advice

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ImAwesome12345678
posted a quote
February 2, 2014 12:36am UTC

me: what do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
mom: what
me:
mom:
me: Virgin Mobile
mom: go to your room

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
February 1, 2014 9:03pm UTC

if you see me laughing while texting there's a 99.9% chance i'm laughing at a text message i sent because i'm equal parts vain and hilarious

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ChocoTaco
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February 1, 2014 7:52pm UTC

Me: *dies*
Mom: This is no excuse.
Mom: *Brings corpse to school*

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Butterbear
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November 9, 2013 11:58pm UTC

Le me: *Watching youtube video*
Le me: *scrolls down*
Video: "How to be alone"
Video: *Recommended for you*

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Butterbear
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 11:23pm UTC

My mom told me I could be anything
but as soon as I say I want to drop out of school
to be a cat, she calls a therapist.

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 4:26pm UTC

*Straight guy voice* This isn't pink, it's salmon.

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 2:39pm UTC

That mini heart attack you get
when your foot misses one stair.

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^_^*
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 2:21pm UTC

my mum likes to play this game called yell
from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 8:59pm UTC

"Boys will be bo--"
*flies in*
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 9:03pm UTC

"i can see your bra"
*series of natural disasters*
*the city gets set on fire*
*democracy is abolished*
*the country dissolves into a violent anarchy*
*family sells me for three goat*
No one must know a teenage girl wears a bra.

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 2:13pm UTC

parents: "schools easy"
me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
parents: "idk that sh-t its hard lmao"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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musicnote16
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 11:18am UTC

Teacher: Can you see God?
Students: No.
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Students No.
Teacher: Then there is no God.
*Student raises his hand*
"Sir, can you see your brain?"
Teacher: No.
Student: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No.
Student: Oh okay, so you don't have a brain?

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 6:35pm UTC

On a math test: 2+2 = ?
Me: *Uses calculator
just in case*

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 4:54pm UTC

Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

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