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November 2, 2013 1:54pm UTC

i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now
i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 22, 2013 3:00pm UTC

me in class:
wait what happened
what do we do
what do we write
when's the test
what is this
how do you do this
what

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Chris*
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October 28, 2013 3:15pm UTC

Him: I love you.
Me: You're unoriginal.
Him: You're my cup of tea.

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Heartless17*
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October 27, 2013 5:18pm UTC

Don't torture yourself Gomez.
That's my job.
~Mortisha
Addams Family

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elephants_are_cool*
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October 28, 2013 2:46pm UTC

exit the womb they said
life will be great they said

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♛ ʙᴇʟʟᴀ ♛*
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 5:27pm UTC

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hensworth broke up.
It wasn't twerking out.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 7:53pm UTC

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

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Fireiscatching
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October 27, 2013 6:50pm UTC

Boy in my class: Hey, nice name.
Me: Thanks, I got it for my birthday.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 4:57pm UTC

wittyxxgirlxx format don't remove
I won’t take a bullet for anyone
because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move.

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Chris*
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 8:37pm UTC

Him: I'm bored.
Me: I have a feeling we should be cuddling.
Him: Sometimes I have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, hmm... better not...

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blvck_
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 6:41am UTC

Wake Up.
School.
House.
Sleep.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 10:29pm UTC

Me: Ugh I'm tired.
Person: Oh yeah? I slept 2 hours last night.
Me: That still doesn't make me any less tired. -_-

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 2:25pm UTC

Next time someone tells me I'm "too childish", I'm just going to look them
directly in the eyes and say very calmly, "You are what you eat." Then I'm going to walk away slowly maintaining eye contact the entire time.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
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July 1, 2012 4:33pm UTC

I think that...
Voldemort's parents took the 'got your nose' game a little too seriously..

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meganvictoria2013
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August 23, 2012 9:02pm UTC

I just watched a film where a man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and left his unborn son physically disabled. Then in a twisted turn of events, his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper 1000's of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
Finding Nemo is a real thriller.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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k4sper
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 1:35pm UTC

*My older sister comes into the house, into the living room where I'm sitting with my dad and brothers, wearing a weird hat that her friend apparently dared her to wear*
Me: What's that? O_o
My older sister: A hat.
My dad: ... CRAZY FUNKY JUNKY HAT!
My older brother: Overslept, hair unsightly-
My younger brother: - tryna' look like Keira Knightley!
My older brother: We've been there, we've done that-
My dad: *Points dramatically at my older sister* WE SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUNKY HAT!
This actually just happened... Oh my god, I live with a bunch of freaks.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 1:31pm UTC

Whenever I see a calendar,
I go straight to my birthday month to see which picture it is.

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JustThatAwkwardTeenager
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June 26, 2012 4:22pm UTC

My hair tie wont go around my hair 3 times
but it's too loose when it's only wrapped twice

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