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capsized*
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February 22, 2014 2:58pm UTC

Don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45020194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:23PM on 23/04/2007

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Cammie
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February 22, 2014 6:29pm UTC

im jealous of people who can have
fun colored hair and look good

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KayleighJean
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February 22, 2014 2:17pm UTC

But Mom, why can't I look like Beyonce?
:(

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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mads*
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February 22, 2014 2:20pm UTC

imagine gordan ramsey playing flappy bird

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Cammie
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February 22, 2014 6:42pm UTC

imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday,
every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves

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capsized*
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February 22, 2014 4:06pm UTC

me: shows friends something that i think is funny
me: *laughs hysterically*
friends:

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sleepy*
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February 22, 2014 2:10pm UTC

*puts flappy bird high score on job application*

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KayleighJean
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February 22, 2014 1:27pm UTC

but if you close your eyes
does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?

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sleepy*
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February 22, 2014 2:00pm UTC

Losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupιd to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things in the entire universe.

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ChocoTaco
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February 22, 2014 4:56pm UTC

When girls say that their periods suck
And there's always that one as.shole guy who does the traditional, "well we have to deal with girls on their period."

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sleepy*
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February 22, 2014 2:44pm UTC

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

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happiest*
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February 21, 2014 3:34pm UTC

isn’t it weird to think that you might be drinking the water that someone drowned in and that you might be breathing in the same air that last left a dying person’s lungs and that gift you gave someone that was wrapped in recycled paper might have been someone’s suicide note and that the box jellyfish has 64 anuses

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happiest*
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February 21, 2014 3:36pm UTC

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice

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happiest*
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February 21, 2014 3:39pm UTC

when youre wearin a cute outfit in winter and someone is like “aren’t you COLD” excuse me you are weak and your crops will never last the winter with that attitude

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happiest*
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February 22, 2014 4:13pm UTC

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

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happiest*
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February 22, 2014 4:15pm UTC

have you ever cried so hard it physically hurts your stomach because you wanted no one to hear

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happiest*
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February 22, 2014 4:18pm UTC

a moment of silence for all those cool ideas you had when you were falling asleep that you totally thought you’d remember but tragically didn’t in the morning

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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