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  1. iLUV2LAUGH iLUV2LAUGH
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    A Conversation With God.
    Me: God, can I ask You a question?
    God: Sure Me: Promise You won't get mad ... ... ... ...
    God: I promise
    Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
    God: What do u mean?
    Me: Well, I woke up late
    God: Yes
    Me: My car took forever to start
    God: Okay
    Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
    God: Hmmm
    Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
    God: All right
    Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
    God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
    Me (humbled): OH
    GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
    Me: (ashamed)
    God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
    Me (embarrassed):Okay
    God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
    Me (softly): I see God
    God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
    Me: I'm Sorry God
    God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
    Me: I will trust You.
    God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
    Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
    God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    you never really know someone until
    you play Uno with them and the mother/cker hits you with a Draw Four.

  3. ImSailingAway ImSailingAway
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Once upon a time there was a girl who had four boyfriends.
    She loved the fourth boyfriend the most and adorned him with rich robes and treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him nothing but the best.
    She also loved the third boyfriend very much and was always showing him off to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would leave her for another.
    She also loved her second boyfriend. He was her confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced a problem, she could confide in him, and he would help her get through the difficult times.
    The girl's first boyfriend was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom. However, she did not love the first boyfriend, although he loved her deeply, she hardly took notice of him!
    One day, the girl fell ill and she knew her time was short. She thought of her luxurious life and wondered, 'I now have four boyfriends with me, but when I die, will I be alone.'
    Thus, she asked the fourth boyfriend, 'I loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you.. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?
    'No way!', replied the fourth boyfriend, and he walked away without another word.
    His answer cut like a sharp knife right into her heart.
    The sad girl then asked the third boyfriend, 'I loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?' 'No!', replied the third boyfriend.. 'Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to marry someone else!' Her heart sank and turned cold.
    She then asked the second boyfriend, 'I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?'
    'I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!', replied the second boyfriend. 'At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave.'
    His answer struck her Like a bolt of lightning, and the girl was devastated.
    Then a voice called out: 'I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go.' The girl looked up, and there was her first boyfriend. He was very skinny as he suffered from malnutrition and neglect.
    Greatly grieved, the girl said, 'I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!'
    In truth, you have four boyfriends in your lives:
    Your fourth boyfriend is your body. No matter how much time and effort you lavish in making it look good, it will leave you when you die.
    Your third boyfriend is your possessions, status and wealth.When you die, it will all go to others.
    Your second boyfriend is your family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for you, the furthest they can stay by you is up to the grave.
    And your first boyfriend is your spirit.. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world.

  4. LiliBlackHeart LiliBlackHeart
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    two headphones: you can't talk to me
    one headphone: you can't talk to me
    no headphone: you still can't talk to me


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. annalove26 annalove26
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Has anyone else felt bad for swiper?
    Consider the following situation
    Dora: Lets go on an adventure!
    *Swiper appears*
    Dora: SWIPER NO SWIPING
    SWIPER NO SWIPING
    SWIPER NO SWIPING
    Swiper: What? Okay I've had enough of this.
    Swiper: Look kid, I know you are trying to do the right thing and thats fantastic.
    Swiper: You're a real stand up little girl, there.
    Dora: ...
    Swiper: But look at me!
    My name is Swiper!
    Swiper: I swipe things.
    Thats just what I do!
    Swiper: Imagine if your just walking around doing your thing and some kid says
    "DORA STOP EXPLOREING!"
    Dora:...
    Swiper: How would that make YOU feel Dora?
    Dora: It..It....would hurt..
    Swiper: THAT'S RIGHT DORA. IT WOULD HURT.

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    I’m dying.
    No, not like death.I mean in a romantic way.
    I’m getting my hopes up.
    I’m dying to talk to you, text you, message you 24/7.
    I’m dying to hold you, hug you, squeeze you and never let you go.
    I’m actually dying for a lot of things.
    Like, how I’m strongly dying to be with you.

  8. PotterHeadPride PotterHeadPride
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 9:18pm UTC
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  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    “It's just that I don't want to be somebody's crush.
    If somebody likes me, I want them to like the real me,
    not what they think I am.And I don't want them to carry it around
    inside. I want them to show me, so I can feel it too.”
    ― Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

  10. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    MAKE SURE YOU MARRY SOMEONE WHO LAUGHS AT THE SAME
    things you do.

  11. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    " Be nice to everyone, always smile, and appreciate things because it could all be gone tomorrow "
    -Ed Sheeran
    Hey thanks for everyone who followed me recently, you guys are amazing. Btw I follow everyone back<3

  12. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    Dear heart,
    why him?

  13. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Fake friends believe in rumors.
    Real friends believe in you.

  14. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    We should love,
    not fall in love
    Because everything that falls,
    gets broken.
    -Taylor Swift

  15. forever_mine_123 forever_mine_123
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 11:42pm UTC
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  16. MondayHater* MondayHater*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 11:08am UTC
    Me:It was a rainy night,we had no electricity,you were lost,you went into a haunted house and there were 2 stairs,the right and the left...which one did you take?
    Friend:Uh...left
    Me:so you went upstrairs and found 4 doors,which one of them would you go in?
    Friend:The first one.
    Me:You go in and find yourself in a hallway with 2 bedrooms,a grand masteroom or an apartment size room,which one do you go in?
    Friend:Grand masteroom...
    Me:Okay,you go in and see 2 bathrooms,a white one and a bla ck one,which one do you go in?
    Fiend:White one.
    Me:A murderer has locked you in..you have to chose which way to die,jump out the window,or sit in an electricity chair.
    Friend:Umm,jump out the window?
    ME:Too bad..you just died...you could have picken the electricity chair,there is no electricity...
    Friend:.......

  17. CaosGoMoo CaosGoMoo
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    Flo from Progressive is now in a relationship with Jake From State Farm.
    ♥ 5 hours ago ● Comment ● Like
    format jimmy365

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    Sometimes
    all you need is
    20 seconds of insane courage.
    Just 20 seconds of embarrassing bravery...

  19. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    Some w h o r e tried kissing my boyfriend
    When she tried getting him to cheat on me, he got mad.
    When she said "I have everything your girlfriend has."
    His response was epic.
    "She has me.. That's something you don't have... Oh yeah, and you know what you have that she doesn't? STDS."

  20. LoveMe_ORLoveMeNot LoveMe_ORLoveMeNot
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    That Amazing Moment When,
    You look at him..
    & he's already staring at you.♥
    Nmf

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