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Has anyone else felt bad for swiper?
Consider the following situation

Dora: Lets go on an adventure!

*Swiper appears*

Dora: SWIPER NO SWIPING
SWIPER NO SWIPING
SWIPER NO SWIPING

Swiper: What? Okay I've had enough of this.

Swiper: Look kid, I know you are trying to do the right thing and thats fantastic.

Swiper: You're a real stand up little girl, there.

Dora: ...

Swiper: But look at me!
My name is Swiper!

Swiper: I swipe things.
Thats just what I do!

Swiper: Imagine if your just walking around doing your thing and some kid says
"DORA STOP EXPLOREING!"

Dora:...

Swiper: How would that make YOU feel Dora?

Dora: It..It....would hurt..

Swiper: THAT'S RIGHT DORA. IT WOULD HURT.

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