Hale_Storm18 posted a quote
May 29, 2013 6:34pm UTC
A male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still have a successful career A female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she's shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums.
BravoSierra posted a quote
May 16, 2013 3:19pm UTC
things I haven't learned in high school: how to pay bills hot to buy a house how to apply for college but thank the lord that i can graphy a polynomial function
i don't hate school because "i'm a teenager" no i hate it because who the f.ck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning andgo to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok bye
Parallel lines have a lot in common but they never meet. Ever. You might think that's sad. But every other pair of lines meet once and then drift apart forever. Which is pretty sad too.
*Me Before Bed* Me: Hmm, it's kind of cold. I think I'll sleep with my socks on. *Wakes Up 30 Minutes Later* Me: Holy sh/t, get these sacks of lava of my feet.
People from California: I'm so bored. Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN CALFORNIA. GO MEET A MOVIE STAR. Other people: SPEND THE DAY AT DISNEY LAND. Other people: GO BE IN A MOVIE. People from California: .... People from New York: I'm so bored. Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN NEW YORK. GO TO THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. Other people: SEE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY. Other people: GO TO TIMES SQUARE. People from New York: .... People from Europe: I'm so bored. Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN EUROPE. GO TO THE EIFFEL TOWER. Other people: HAVE SOME TEA WITH THE QUEEN. Other people: GO TO OKTOBERFEST. People from Europe: .... People from Australia: I'm so bored. Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN AUSTRALIA. GO CUDDLE WITH A KOALA. Other people: SPEND THE DAY SURFING. Other people: GO WRESTLE SOME CROCODILES. People from Australia: ....
I scrolled over the "Witty" logo in my top right corner and I saw a bunch of dancing cats that says "Happy Birthday" GO HOME WITTY YOU'RE DRUNK IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY.