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katetydemann

1. katetydemann
   posted a quote
   October 29, 2012 5:31pm UTC
   I have Nutella and pretzels, so Sandy, come at me.
   
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2. katetydemann
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   October 11, 2012 9:23pm UTC
   I swear, my dad purposley has the cats sleep on my bed so I can't breath. Someone obviously forgot I'm allergic to cats.....
   
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3. katetydemann
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2012 10:29am UTC
   People think I'm crazy. They say, "You take this Jesus thing too seriously." Well I don't know, but Christ took me pretty seriously when He died for me on the Cross.
   
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4. katetydemann
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   August 15, 2012 12:58am UTC
   America, home of the free, because of the brave. ♥
   
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5. katetydemann
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   August 12, 2012 7:13pm UTC
   format by sandrasaurus
   I'm in love with someone
   Who lives 3423 miles away. I haven't seen his face since March, but he still means everything to me.
   I love you, my freckle-less ginger ♥
   format by sandrasaurus
   
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6. katetydemann
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2012 11:49pm UTC
   Dunkin Donuts Drive-thru
   Me: Those guys are cute.
   Mom: The ones by the door?
   Me: Yeah.
   Mom: *screams out the window* MY DAUGHTER THINKS YOU'RE HOT!
   Me:
   true story.
   
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7. katetydemann
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2012 12:41pm UTC
   I'm sorry Grandpa,
   That I couldn't save your life, like you did mine.
   Rest In Peace.
   -nmf
   
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8. katetydemann
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2012 10:40am UTC
   People You Are Ignoring
   You are not ignoring anyone
   When you ignore someone, their quotes won't show up in the lists of quotes. So if there is someone whose quotes you really don't feel like seeing all the time *cough*1D*cough*, you can ignore them.
   all the 1D quotes even annoys Steve.
   
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9. katetydemann
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2012 10:57am UTC
   I want to steal a Krispy Kream truck, & go on a high speed chase because I think it'd be funny watching a bunch of cops chase a doughnut truck.
   
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10. katetydemann
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    You know you've got it bad when:
    Someone says his name& you get butterflies.
    You get a text from him& you smile without noticing.
    Your heart skips a beat when you see him.
    You never want to let go when he holds your hand.
    You want to stay in his arms forever when he hugs you.
    Everytime you kiss, you feel sparks fireworks.
    
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11. katetydemann
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:26pm UTC
    FEAR
    Forget Everything And Run
    
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12. katetydemann
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 2:10am UTC
    me: hey, mom. I have a boyfriend.
    mom: oh, really?
    me: yeah, it's a long distance relationship.
    mom: where does he live?
    me: the future.
    real conversation.
    
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13. katetydemann
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    June 29, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    Reasons why I'm fat:
    1. I eat when I'm bored.
    2. I'malways bored.
    
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14. katetydemann
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    June 26, 2012 12:46pm UTC
    me: *listening to music*
    friend: what are you listening to?
    me: Viva La Vida
    friend: by One Direction?
    me: no... by Coldplay...
    friend: WTF? did they, like, copy One Direction or something?
    me: *facepalm* please tell me you aren't serious.
    friend: no, I am, they One Direction sang it first.
    me: ...just leave
    
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15. katetydemann
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    I hate when people tell me I'm
    pretty, because I know they're lying
    right to my face.
    
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16. katetydemann
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    "Our chances of this are slim to
    none, & slim just left town."
    
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17. katetydemann
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    Remember when the doctors said
    You only had a few months
    left?
    Look at you now.
    Cancer free.
    I love you Grandpa.
    nmf
    
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18. katetydemann
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 11:51pm UTC
    New Person on FacebookInspirational Video Motivation I'm Going To Show You How Great I Am Powerful beyond Measure ( on youtube ) 24 minutes ago · comment · like
    same person likes this
    Same Person
    listen to it
    20 minutes ago · 1 people Like this
    I wonder who liked his comment..
    
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19. katetydemann
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 10:51am UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    See that rectangle-shaped thing over there?
    It's the door.
    Now get out.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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20. katetydemann
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    You're sixteen, you should be picking out a prom dress, not a baby name. ♥
    
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