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me: *listening to music*
friend: what are you listening to?
me: Viva La Vida
friend: by One Direction?
me: no... by Coldplay...
friend: WTF? did they, like, copy One Direction or something?
me: *facepalm* please tell me you aren't serious.
friend: no, I am, they One Direction sang it first.
me: ...just leave

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