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me: hey, mom. I have a boyfriend.
mom: oh, really?
me: yeah, it's a long distance relationship.
mom: where does he live?
me: the future.
 real conversation. 




 
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me: hey, mom. I have a boyfriend. mom: oh, really? me: yeah,

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