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  1. Jennymay196 Jennymay196
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 11:04pm UTC
    *Getting ready to go to bed*
    Me: Ahh, I'm tired.
    Me: Oh look at my bed, it's so lonely.
    Me: *stands there and looks at it*
    Me: I'm kinda hungry *runs to kitchen, slips and falls*
    Me:
    Me: I'll just sleep here
    Me:
    Me: Who am I kidding, my bed needs me. *runs back to bed*
    Me: *sees dog* why hello there young puppy.
    Me:
    Me: Okay, I'm going to go to bed. You keep sleeping.
    Me: *gets in bed*
    Me: Ahh, this is nice.
    Me:
    Me: As long as you love me, we could be- WHAT AM I DOING?
    Me: OKay, time to sleep
    Me: But baby it's cold outsidee
    Me: LET ME GIVE YOUR HEART A BREAK
    Me: I WANNNA LIVE WHILE WE'RE YOUNG LETS GO-
    *knocking at door*
    Me: *scared shitless*
    Me:
    Me:
    Mom: Shut. Up. It's 12:00
    Okay, Mom.

  2. nicolexoxohugsandkisses nicolexoxohugsandkisses
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    So tomarrow I'm trolling my boyfriend
    I'm going to say
    "I didn't know what to get you so for your birthday I'm just going to give you lots of kisses"
    ..........................Then slowly lean in...........................
    and pull out this huge bag of hershey kisses I bought out
    mwahahaha
    im seriously doing it though

  3. thebookkeeperswife thebookkeeperswife
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    .
    WEIRD
    LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
    LAZY
    UNCOMFORTABLE
    CRAZY
    empty
    HAPPY
    FAKE
    IT TAKES COURAGE TO BE YOURSELF

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. BittersweetMemory BittersweetMemory
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    The worst type of crying
    Is when your lips start to shake
    and tears build up quickly and fall
    fast.You're bent over or crouched
    trying to suck it in and not make any
    noise but it hurts too much to hold it
    in so you let out a yelp and a cry then
    comes the loss of breath which sucks
    because not only you're crying out loud
    but you think you sound dumb for not
    breathing too.
    It's just a mess...
    and i experience it everyday...

  6. dancegurliee dancegurliee
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 12:46pm UTC
    One time my mom bought me a book on anger mangement...
    I got mad and threw it against the wall
    ❤truestory

  7. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    On December 21, 2012,
    i want to get a text saying,
    "If the world ends today, I want you to know I love you."

  8. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    The Wizarding World always wanted Muggles to know about the Battle of Hogwarts, and though they tried sending subtle signs, none of them worked. They called upon an ex-Hogwarts pupil, one who was very gifted with words, to disguise herself as a Muggle and go undercover for perhaps the rest of her life. She would write the whole of Harry's story, interviewing necessary characters, and writing it down in as much detail as possible. Even if it took 7 books.
    Joanne said she'd be delighted to do such a thing.

  9. PixieDustx PixieDustx
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 9:47am UTC
    I hAte girls that act stupid
    because they think it makes them look cute
    no love,
    it makes you look stupid

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    “Right person, bad timing”
    Ever had that person that you thought was perfect?
    You guys had everything in common,
    understood each other,
    and could satisfy each others’ needs.
    But, the real road block was timing..
    and when when the time is right,
    they’re already gone…
    now you’re just sitting here..
    wishing you had them...

  11. manhattanight manhattanight
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    PLOT TWIST
    The series finale of iCarly ends with
    Miranda Cosgrove waking up
    from a coma in a hospital bed,
    with Drake and Josh by her side
    saying, "Megan?"

  12. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    i was in a hospital today and i saw this cute boy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was
    hey this one can't run away

  13. xxcandycakesxx xxcandycakesxx
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    So I saw this on fb a few minutes ago;
    *girl goes 4 boob surgery*
    girl: im gonna miss yhoo :*
    boyf: me too :* i luff yhoo hunnay Xx
    girl: me twoo babaay xX
    *after the surgery*
    girl: Dad where is me boiif? Xx
    Dad: you didn know who gave yhoo de boobiez?
    *lyk if Yh0o CriOoEd </3'xox*
    Me: What I cried at was your spelling

  14. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    Older siblings... the only people who will pick on you for entertainment, and beat up anyone else who tries.

  15. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    I've gotta stop saying "How stupid can you be?". Too many people are taking it as a challenge.

  16. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    Do you seriously think God doesn't want you? God can't use you?
    Noah was a drunk. Jacob was a liar. Joseph was abused. Moses had a stuttering problem. Gideon was afraid. Samson had long hair and was a womanizer. Rahab was a prostitute. Jeremiah and Timothy were too young. David had an affair and was a murderer. Elijah was suicidal. Isaiah preached naked. Jonah ran from God. Naomi was a widow. Job went bankrupt. Peter denied Christ. The disciples fell asleep while praying. Martha worried about everything. The Samaritan woman was divorced. Zacchaeus was too small. Paul was too religious. Timothy had an ulcer. Lazarus was DEAD. No matter who you are & what your flaw is, God is using you to send a special message. Don't feel like you're unworthy.

  17. ThatsSooTaylor ThatsSooTaylor
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    I want to quit smoking...
    so for every like this gets ill go 1 day without smoking.
    -


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. TheresNoSuchThingAsTooYoung TheresNoSuchThingAsTooYoung
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    My Butterfly Challenge.
    I've been like this for 2 years. Last time was about 3 days ago . So, I got a plain white T-shirt and some fabric markers and decided to try this .. Well , for every person who faves this and comments their name or a friends name, I'll write it on my T-shirt with alittle butterfly . You can be my butterflys (: Ill probably post a picture of it on my profile later when its finished.
    Thanks everyonee xoxoxo<3
    StayStrongStayBeautiful
    (comment the color you want it in too)

  20. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 11:51am UTC
    The refrigerator
    is a clear example that what matters is what’s inside.

:)

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