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  1. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    "Life is like a book, just cause one
    Chapter closes doesn't
    Mean the book is over.
    So live life and don't skip to the end."
    -Niall Horan

  2. Becca315 Becca315
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    Listen, I don't like their music but...
    Miley Cyrus: She got her hair basically chopped off for a little girl with cancer.
    Justin Beiber: Worked his butt off to make it where he is today, ignores everyone who hates him.
    One Direction: Also worked really hard to make it to where they are and love their fans.
    Demi Lovato: (I like her music), she was bullied all through school and now works to help stop bullying.
    I respect them. :)

  3. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 2:37pm UTC
    Justin Bieber: As long as you love me, we could be starving.
    Niall: STARVING?! Oh no, bro. I can't live without food.

  4. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 10:33am UTC
    ME AT THE MALL
    Me: *Walks into mall*
    Me: Whoo, air conditioning.
    Me: *Looks at mom and younger sibling*
    Me: I swear to god, I'm the only teenager who has to come to the mall with there family.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *Looks at a group of teenagers*
    Me: You b/tches look like the cast of 90210
    Me:
    Me: I'm so jealous.
    Me: *Sniff*
    Me: Hollister is just around the corner.
    Me: *Sniff sniff*
    Me: Across from Abercrombie and fitch.
    Me:
    Me: I bet that whole hallway smells like teenage boys and stuck up girls.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Ohhh that outfits so freakin' PRETTY.
    Me: *Looks at price tag*
    Me: *Walks away sadly*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: He's so hot.
    Me: Hey Mr. Hotty
    Me: *Walks a little farther away from mom*
    Me: Hey Mr. Hot hotty hot stuff hot guy hot like chilly peppers
    Me: *Attempted wink turns into awkward blinking*
    Me: Oh you have a girlfriend.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Forever alone.
    Me: *Walks into store with family*
    Mom: Oh, this looks like a lovely shirt! Do you like it? *Holds up hideous blouse*
    Me: No, mom.
    Mom: But its-
    Me: No.
    Me: *Walks out of store*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Ohh forever21
    Me: *peaks in store*
    Me: Too many teenage girls that are prettier than me.
    Me: Too jelous.
    Me: ABORT ABORT ABORT.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Ooh, smells like pretzels and cinnamon.
    Me: But thats how they get you.
    Me: Put that obnoxious smell out in the air so it'll make you come in.
    Me: ... It's like Hollister..
    Me: But with pretzels.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *Walks into build-a-bear*
    Me: *Builds a bear*
    Me: I'm gonna call you Ted
    Me: *Hugs bear*
    Me: Just know that in a couple of weeks you'll probably be under my bed in a pile of lint.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *Sees group of teenagers*
    Me: *Gives bear to mom to save the embarrassment of walking around with a teddy*
    Me: Sorry Ted.
    Me: It's not me, it's you.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *Makes eyecontact with girl*
    Me: B/tch I hate you.
    Me: Fall off a cliff.
    Me: *Walks farther away from girl*
    Me: I'm so jealous of her, she's so pretty.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Mom: We should be going home now.
    Me: I didn't even get anything.
    Mom: WELL HURRY UP AND GET A SHIRT.
    Me: *Hurries in random store and grabs lipgloss and a pair of earrings*
    Mom: This is all you want?
    Me: Yeah
    Mom: *Buys stuff*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Santa Claus:
    The queen of England:
    Pencil:
    Shoelace:
    Banana:
    Bob Marley:
    Me: I'm pathetic.

  5. l0v3lyeyes_ l0v3lyeyes_
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    When you get mad at someone and swears are all you know
    "JUST LOOK AT THE F*CKING B/TCH. . WHO THE HELL DOES SHE THINK SHE F*CKING IS, EATING HER GOD DAMNN SANDWICH LIKE SHE F*CKING OWNS THE F*CKING PLACE"

  6. 1Dimaginettes 1Dimaginettes
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    The difference between some fandoms.
    Directioners from The World: I'm just here to support the boys
    British Directioners: OMG WE KNEW ABOUT THEM FIRST GTFO AMERICA, THEY'RE OURS. WE DON'T EVEN CARE THAT THEY'RE FAMOUS IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES TOO WE JUST WANT TO BE SELFISH AND KEEP THEM TO OURSELVES.
    ~
    Belieber from The world: OMG JUSTIN WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH, YOU'RE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL CREATURE
    Beliebers from Canada: Our mommy's told us to share. So here you go, World.
    I'm not saying they're all like that... but yeah.

  7. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    accidentally
    Chapter 1
    "Hannah Peters, going once! Going twice!" the student council president, Eliza Monroe, shouted through the microphone. "Sold to Reece Baker for seventy dollars!"
    The audience erupted into cheers, as the perky blonde stepped off the stage, leaping into Reece's arms.
    This event happened every year at South Bay High School. Every year at the start of February, the student council would hold an auction as a fundraiser for the school. It wasn’t any ordinary auction, where people would bid for rare antiques or crap like that. It was an auction, where people could bid for dates for Valentine’s Day. Girls or guys would sign up to be auctioned, and there would be an audience of students who would bid for these people.
    In my entire three years at South Bay, I've never participated at one of these auctions.
    I always sat back, and laughed at the ones who didn't get any bids on, at all.
    "The next one is Callie Douglas, the leader of our school's book club."
    Unfortunetly, Callie wasn't as good looking as Hannah.
    She had wide-rimmed glasses on, unruly curly hair, and looked extrememly nervous under the stage lights.
    "Let's start the bid at ten dollars?" Eliza smiled weakly at the crowd.
    No one said a word.
    Poor Callie looked like she was going to faint.
    "How about five?" Eliza asked, biting her lower lip.
    A rude jock smirked from the audience. "Bring out the hot chicks!" he booed.
    I watched as a sparkly tear fell from Callie's eyes.
    Eliza turned to Callie with a weak smile. "Sorry, Callie. Try again next year!"
    I watched as Callie Douglas ran off that stage, and dash into the bathroom, joining the other girls who didn't get any bids.
    "That concludes our auction today. If anyone else would like to voluenteer to be auctioned, please sign up at the desk outside the main office." Eliza spoke, as everyone got up to leave.
    I met up with my best friend, Lacey Daniels, outside the auction.
    Lacey always signed up for these auctions, since our first year here.
    She always got bidded at a high price, just because she was extremely gorgeous, and was a cheerleader.
    "So, Arden, are you signing up or what?" Lacey waved the clipboard in my face.
    I rolled my eyes. "No. Did you see the way Callie got humiliated up there?"
    Lacey sighed, shaking her head.
    "Don't worry. Someone will bid big on you. You're so pretty!" she beamed, curling the ends of my brown hair with her fingertips. "Trust me."
    I gave her a look, raising an eyebrow.
    "Convincing," I paused, sticking my tongue out at her, "but no."
    Lacey groaned, shrugging her shoulders. "Fine. Meet me outside, I want to use the bathroom real quick."

  8. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    Give them hell, turn their heads
    gonna live life 'til we're dead
    give me scars, give me pain
    then they'll say to me, there goes
    The fighter
    (quote by OneDirection/NMF)

  9. Smiley_101 Smiley_101
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    HEY MICKEY YOU'RE SO FINE
    YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW
    MY MIND
    HEY MICKY!
    --Admit It You Didn't Read That, You Sang It--

  10. xoambermarie xoambermarie
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    Me: Call my boyfriend.
    Siri: Are you pregnant?
    Me: Siri, just call my boyfriend.
    Siri: We don't need to involve him. This is your decision. I can take care of everything.
    Me: Siri.
    Siri:
    Me:
    Siri:
    Me:
    Siri: He doesn't need to know a thing. It can be like it never happened. Poof.

  11. dreamwithmex3 dreamwithmex3
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    Me: AS LONG AS YOU LOVEE ME
    Me: WE COULD BE STARVING
    Me: WE COULD BE HOMELESS
    Me: WE COULD BE BROKE
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Woah woah wait. STARVING?!
    Me:
    Me: Sorry Justin Bieber, not okay with me.

  12. Laylalinnchica Laylalinnchica
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    I want to walk in
    on the first day of school and all the guys turn and look at me and say:
    "Oh, gosh, she changed over the summer She so pretty."
    and all the girls will be green with envy.
    But a girl can dream.
    Anybody Else?

    nmf/ MQ I think it is onedirections format, but not sure,. someone stole it from her. lol

  13. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    She's sitting in her room,
    and in her bed she lies.
    With the music turned up loud,
    to drown out all her cries.
    She keeps reading through the texts,
    that she knows 'sorry' just won't fix.
    And she's dreaming of a place,
    where happy endings still exsist.
    She keeps going through the photo's,
    and all of the memories fade to black.
    And the thought keeps running through her mind,
    "He'll never take me back."
    He's sitting in his bedroom,
    lying on his bed.
    Reading through the messages,
    regretting everything he said.
    The x-box is on the floor,
    along with every game.
    And he used to play with her,
    but now it's not the same.
    His music's turned up loud,
    to drown out all his cries.
    And he knows it will never be enough,
    to just apologize.
    While he starts to think about it more,
    he knows he lost his own bestfriend.
    And that's when he whispers through his tears,
    "She'll never love me again."
    MYQUOTE.

  14. Lizzie_143 Lizzie_143
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 12:21pm UTC
    I don't know if this makes sense
    But you're my hallelujah

  15. sugarfreak sugarfreak
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 6:47am UTC
    I'll mouth, ''I love you.''
    Chapter 29
    Avalaya
    Stacy, Angelica and Brandon left, they were moving to England because there was way to many memories here. A month has passed and now all those men are in jail, including Leo. I tried to speak, I really did but nothing came out. Two weeks ago my mother and father left to go back to work and finally understood that I wasn't going to leave. I was now a high school graduate, I'd be attending the local college with Carson. Emilee came back here to live after she graduated a few days ago and was dating Conner. ''Come and eat breakfast, princess!'' Carson yelled. I walked into the kitchen to the smell of bacon and eggs. As we ate Carson rambled on and on about my 18th birthday which was in a week.
    ''Your father and I are going to be going out, alright?'' Mrs Roberts told Carson.
    ''Cool, bye.''
    ''Bye Carson, bye Avalaya.''
    Carson and I rode Ashes and Lacy for about an hour and then went inside. ''Do you want to watch a movie?'' Carson asked. I nodded. ''I'm picking.'' He put the notebook into the DVD player and I smirked.
    'I think your more of a girl than me,' I wrote.
    ''No, we're watching this movie because we're going to play a game.''
    'What game?' I wrote.
    ''We have to kiss every time Noah and Ali kiss,'' he told me. I blushed and he chuckled. We were half way through the movie when the door bell rang. ''I'll get it,'' he said. He had been at the door for five minutes before I went to see what was taking him so long. I walked to see Lucy at the door, she was pregnant.
    ''Oh hey, Avalaya, I was just telling Carson how I'm pregnant with his child.''
    Comment for a reminder
    Ohhh, what do you think?! I've been planning this chapter and the next chapter since the start of the story... how do you think Ava's going to react? c: & yes, this is the second last chapter but there will be a sequel. I got a website for all my story things and all, it's horrible but I had made one on weebly first and I spent a while on it then it wouldn't let me publish it :/ So for now, until I can work out weebly, this will be my story website: ttp://sugarfreak.webs.com
    Teaser: The sound of my voice surprised me... I could speak? Carson looked startled.

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    If you've ever been in love
    You'll know the feeling.
    How you feel insane and time passes so slowly
    when you are not with them.
    How they dominate your thoughts and you can almost feel
    them with you
    How you can't help but smile when you know they are thinking about you.
    How when things aren't going well it drives you insane,and you can't seem to think straight.
    How when they are not yours, you miss them so much,
    and you feel that emptiness .
    Most of all, you'll know how they are literally everything to you
    And nothing can change that...

  17. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    A real man ends a relationship before
    he starts searching for another one.

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    The moment
    where you are in your room being
    so lonely like 24/7
    and all the other people are outta
    of their house having fun like
    they never had before
    Format Credit: Breeze / USMarineCorps2013

  20. Ohhey_ilikeyourface Ohhey_ilikeyourface
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    Lil Bro: I like... *slight pause*
    Me: You like wha-
    Lil Bro: BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE...
    Me: Uhh, wha-
    Lil Bro: ALL YOU OTHER BRUTHAS CAN'T DENY...
    Me: Um, Dad-
    Dad: THAT GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY WAIST AND A ROUND THING IN YO' FACE, YOU GET...
    Me: Ah, what the hell.
    All of Us: SPRUNG!
    Mom walks in: What the heck is going on?
    Dad: Oh. My. God. Becky. Look at her-
    And THAT, my friends, is how my dad got his first b*tchslap.

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