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1. yourcool
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2013 8:25pm UTC
   The most scariest thing about this whol thing is that this will be in the history books one day. Kids from the year 3090 will learn about this day and all the other events. Black president, gay rights movement, war in iraq, 9/11, sandy, hook shooting, boston marathon bombing.
   We are living in history now.
   
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2. ChocoTaco
   posted a quote
   April 11, 2013 6:49pm UTC
   Sometimes I feel like the "Terms and Conditions"
   Everybody makes jokes about you, but no one takes the time to actually understand you.
   
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3. jimmy365
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2013 1:21pm UTC
   why
   can't phones charge themselves its 2013
   f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
   
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4. pinapplesealover3
   posted a quote
   March 18, 2013 5:06pm UTC
   (1 NEW MESSAGE) 'omg it's him!!'
   oh wait. it's just you.
   
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5. Hale_Storm18
   posted a quote
   March 16, 2013 5:46pm UTC
   It's kind of ridiculous that we have to work our butts off for 13 years
   in school, just to work our butts off for 2-8+ years in college, just to work our butts off in a job that we probably don't even like. When did I agree to this? Because I'm pretty sure I never did.
   
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6. wasted_wishes
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   March 15, 2013 6:56pm UTC
   I'm sorry, what language are you speaking?
   It sounds like bullsh*t.
   
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7. Eli22b
   posted a quote
   March 14, 2013 6:10pm UTC
   I need to lose weight so I can fit my hand in the can of pringles.
   my quote
   
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8. † *
   posted a quote
   March 13, 2013 9:03pm UTC
   And who else can't
   wait till summer 2013 comes?
   
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9. Travis Allred*
   posted a quote
   March 12, 2013 8:45pm UTC
   Life is like a book
   Everyday is a new page.
   Every month is a new chapter.
   Every year is a new series.
   
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10. sammy*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    YEARS FROM NOW,
    I HOPE WE ARE STILL IN EACHOTHER'S LIVES.
    
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11. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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12. MonsterPhilie
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    Everything happens for a reason, never feel down about yourself, it will make you a stronger person one day.
    
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13. HakunaaMatata
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    March 7, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    I know i'm nothing special,
    BUT I HOPE YOU WON'T REPLACE ME.
    
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14. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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16. sammy*
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    Guys are super attractive when they get protective or jealous ♥
    
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17. wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    Me: oh i look decent in this picture
    Me: i shall use this profile picture on all of my social network accounts for the next 50 years
    
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18. lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 5:38pm UTC
    I feel like Taylor Swift should just become a lesbian.
    Lesbihonest here, she's clearly not getting anywhere with guys.
    
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19. *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    Yo Mama Jokes
    This is a quote for you to comment some of the funniest
    'Yo Mama' jokes you have ever heard.
    Let's see how funny these get.
    
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20. xxbroadwaybound14xx
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    Is anybody else getting really fed up with everyone at their school?
    Please let me know I am not alone.
    
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