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love2playlax
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 4:11pm UTC

*Friends phone goes wild with messages*
Me: Oh who's texting you?
Friend: Too many people!
*My phone finally beeps and I start cracking up*
Friend: Who are you texting?
Me: My dad...

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MEEman
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 11:08am UTC

Me: Ohh look this ruler is bendy!!
Me:
Me:
Me: *snap* Oh nevermind..

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ineedyou_xo
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 12:10pm UTC

Who else remembers these songs from 2008?
Lollipop - Lil Wayne
Sexy Can I - Ray J.
Shake It - Metro Station
Fall For You - Secondhand Serenade
Thunder - Boys Like Girls
I'm Yours - Jason Mraz
Viva la Vida - Coldplay
Whatever You Like - T.I.
Love Lockdown - Kanye West
Stop & Stare - One Republic
Closer - Ne-yo
All Summer Long - Kid Rock
Live Your Life - T.I. & Rihanna
Low - Flo Rida & T-pain
Someone Like You - Safetysuit
Hate My Life - Theory of a Deadman
Higher - Matt Nathanson
Gotta Be Somebody - Nickelback
Shattered - O.A.R.
Heartless - Kanye West
Gives You Hell - All American Rejects
Seventeen Forever - Metro Station
Love Story - Taylor Swift
Rehab - Rihanna
Check Yes Juliet - We The Kings
Paper Planes - M.I.A.
Let it Rock - Kevin Rudolf
No Air - Jordin Sparks
In the Ayer - Flo Ride
You Found Me - The Fray
sooooo many great songs <3

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k0kiri
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April 6, 2012 6:11pm UTC

2 ∞ & ↑

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MEEman
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April 6, 2012 11:11am UTC

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PhoenixTears
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 1:28pm UTC

Look far away from your screen, see Peeta Mellark?
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MoveAlong83
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April 6, 2012 12:32pm UTC

Gale: Don't cha wish your boyfriend shot squirrels like me
Katniss: Gale, stop
Gale: Don't cha wish your boy got all the girls like me
Katniss: Just st-
Gale: DON'T CHA
Katniss: Pleas-
Gale: DON'T CHA
Katniss: You done?
Peeta: Don't cha wish your boyfriend was fun like me
Katniss: Oh, not you too-
Peeta: Don't cha wish your boyfriend baked buns like me
Katniss: Peeta-
Peeta: DON'T CHA
Katniss: Make it stop-
Peeta: DON'T CHA
NMQ

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babyfresh1997
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 4:02pm UTC

Oh Mickey you're so fine,
You're so fine you blow my mind,
HEYMICKEY...
HEYMICKEY.
Remember this song?:')
nmf - MissAnna

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Yankeelover2
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 5:11pm UTC

Yoga pants,
are a push-up bra
For your butt. ♥

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PhoenixTears
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 11:35am UTC

If you're a directioner, look far away from your screen.
See the picture?
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PhoenixTears
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April 6, 2012 1:11pm UTC

Look far away from your screen, See Katniss Everdeen?
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OreoLover
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 11:49am UTC

Biggest lie on the internet?
Yes, I have read and agreed
to the terms and conditions.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Mrsleohoward
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 2:54pm UTC

I'm a teenager...but...
I'm freaking excited for the Kid Choice Awards
[♥]

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neoncolorsxx
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March 31, 2012 1:11pm UTC

credittoforgeter
My dog is my best friend...
when I have food.
nmf

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ljames17
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 5:41pm UTC

Drake: Which locker do you think is Megan's?
Josh: Gee, I don't know. Maybe it's the one she's standing in front of and putting books into!
Drake: You know, sometimes your sarcasm hurts!

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harrypotterlover42
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 3:22pm UTC

MEANWHILE, AT THE CORNUCOPIA...
Haymitch: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Peeta: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Cinna: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
The World: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss: YOLO.
nmq, tumblr thought it was funny.

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BebeRox101
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 12:02pm UTC

"My nightmares are usually
about losing you. I'm okay
once i realize you're here."
~Peeta~
Format by Sandrasaurus

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iliketoreadthesethings
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 10:31am UTC

credittoforgeter
Wouldn't life be perfect
If sweatpants were sexy,
Mondays were fun,
Junk Food didn't make you fat,
Girls didn't cause so much drama,
Guys weren't so confusing,
& Goodbyes only meant until Tomorrow.

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beelynng
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 10:09am UTC

Stuff teachers want to say..
"forget this lesson, let's just go party."
"its cute how you think i actually care whether or not you pass."
"they do not pay me enough to deal with you..."
"alright, 30 dollars and we'll call it a B+"
"honestly, ma'am, your son is the biggest jerk i've ever had to teach."
"oh my gosh, forget it. we're watching a movie!"
"well, if you weren't so dumb you probably wouldn't have gotten that one wrong, would you?"
"dude, even i can tell she's not into you."
"quite frankly, Helen Keller can read better than you."
"you know, i used to bully kids like you."
^LOL, THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

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