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  1. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    No matter how old you are,#1
    If you see bubble wrap, you WILL stomp on it, or pop it.

  2. lexielicous12 lexielicous12
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Your single?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    me too.

  3. Hurley123 Hurley123
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    "You ask!"
    "No, you ask!"
    "Please just ask?"
    "Why cant you??"
    "Fine... Excuse me, can we have
    some ketchup?"
    ♥ if this has happened to you

  4. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    sometimes, the answer
    isn't always clear
    © format by: h0peful.

  5. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#206
    Four main reasons a girl will stop texting you:
    1. You got her mad.
    2. You got boring.
    3. She fell asleep.
    4. You said the letter "K."
    nmf.nmq.

  6. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    manicure
    (noun)
    paying $30 to get made fun of in another language.
    format by sandrasaurus

  7. wuvyouboo wuvyouboo
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When you choke on your own spit

  8. 1Dcutefacts 1Dcutefacts
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    Friend: I don't like Liam that much... he's so annoying, he's like their dad or something omg.
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend: Can i get a 10 second head start?

  9. Maddy5423 Maddy5423
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    Me: I hope Harry doesn't mess up tonight, like he did last week.
    My Dad: And why'd he mess up?
    Me: He ran out of breath.
    My Dad: Well he should stop smoking, dontcha think? (joking)
    Me: Harry doesn't smoke Zayn does!
    My Dad: WHAT? How old are they?!
    Me: Like, 19.
    My Dad: WHAT?! They look like, 13!
    Me:
    My Dad:
    Me:
    My Dad:
    Me:
    My Dad: I thought that's why you liked them!
    NMF

  10. wuvyouboo wuvyouboo
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence.

  11. GillyHicks GillyHicks
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 3:11pm UTC

    I w o n d e r
    if anyone thinks of me
    when they can't fall asleep at night.

  12. OliviaGrace3 OliviaGrace3
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    A picture's worth a thousand words,
    A song is worth a millon,
    But the tears falling from your eyes?
    Yeah, those are worth a billion.
    nmq/nmf

  13. sunkissedgirls711 sunkissedgirls711
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    I HATE YOU!
    Sorry, that was my cat.
    Haha okay :)
    Wanna hear a secret?
    Sure!
    I don't have a cat.

  14. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. LorenOlivaBFFLAD LorenOlivaBFFLAD
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    I think I like this girl...
    Really? Who?
    nmq/nmf
    Uhhhm, she kinda look like you.
    Aww is it me? (; <3
    nmq/n
    No, it's your sister.
    .....
    nmq/nmf

  16. LoveyouForever365 LoveyouForever365
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
    ...Once my mom forgot me in a parking lot.
    nmq/nmf

  17. chloefpz chloefpz
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 11:12am UTC
    I'm in shape
    Round is a shape...

  18. ladybug15 ladybug15
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    Josh ends up being cuter than Drake
    format credit: DamnnTaylerx

  19. McKenzie8463 McKenzie8463
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    Now that Josh Hutcherson has been in the Hunger Games, everyone thinks he's the hottest person on Earth.
    Please, I thought he was hot when he was in Bridge to Terabithia and Zathura.

  20. wuvyouboo wuvyouboo
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    when it sounded better in your head

:)

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