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  1. abishagirl abishagirl
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    I'm Yor Patrick
    You're My SpongeBob
    Let's Be Friends ForEver!


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  3. kateexox13 kateexox13
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    Me: *in a different room*
    Person: *talking*
    Me: Who is that?
    Person: Me!
    Me: Oh, okay.
    Me: *thinking* Who the f*ck is me?!


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  6. blondeforever blondeforever
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    I was there for you;
    remember that.


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  8. suprize123 suprize123
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    me: mom, what is it like to have such an awesome kid?
    mom: i dont know. ask your grandma.

  9. xoflowerpowerxo xoflowerpowerxo
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    My name is Taylor, I'm 16 and just found out a little while ago i'm pregnant. I've been bullied by everyone at my school, and been called a wh*re, sl*t, c*nt, etc. I'm not looking for faves, I just want someone to be there for me to help me get through these nine months. And your prayers will mean everything. Thank you guys, i love you. ♥

  10. 412texasgrrl 412texasgrrl
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 11:44am UTC
    no matter how many quotes i fav a day.. i never get any faves or follows back. not even one!/: cooooool.

  11. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    “If you don’t build your dream, someone will hire you to help build theirs.”
    — Tony Gaskins Jr.


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  13. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    me watching the olympics when i was 8: Oh that's nice
    me watching the olympics when i was 12: Wow I hope we win
    me watching the olympics now: i'm going to f*ck the entire swim team and no one can stop me

  14. LaynaMarie316 LaynaMarie316
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    Most Common Lies:
    1-I wont laugh. I promise.
    2-You're table will be ready in a few minutes
    3-I'm just kidding.
    4-I never got you're text.
    5- I have read & agreed to the terms & conditions.
    6-You will need to know this later in life.
    7- I'm fine.
    8- No, I'm Okay. I'm just tired.
    9-I'm on my way.
    10- Sorry, My parents said no.

  15. LilyTree LilyTree
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    Dumb guys go for dumb girls and smart
    guys go for dumb girls, and you know
    what us smart girls get?
    That's right.
    CATS.

  16. beyourself03 beyourself03
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    Witty is like the Island of Misfit Toys from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
    We are all not accepted by the people in our own lives
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  17. xxcandycakesxx xxcandycakesxx
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    I think I'm missing the point of the Olympics
    Me while watching:
    Jesus, look at those arms.
    Damn, look at those quads abs.
    Sweet Lord, look at that butt!!!

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    Come here and cuddle me
    and rub my head
    and let me fall asleep in your arms
    and kiss my cheek
    and just come here...

  19. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    I saw some ducks
    practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
    :p

  20. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    On a scale from 1 to Adele,
    how tough was your breakup?

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