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                           Most Common Lies:
                      1-I wont laugh. I promise.
    2-You're table will be ready in a few minutes
                      3-I'm just kidding.
                4-I never got you're text.
5- I have read & agreed to the terms & conditions.
       6-You will need to know this later in life.
                                   7- I'm fine.
                8- No, I'm Okay. I'm just tired.
                            9-I'm on my way.
               10- Sorry, My parents said no.

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