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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 4:16pm UTC

You don't have the right to hurt her
She was there for you
and she never left.
She never did.
Now you left, she remains.
She will still be there
even if you never come back...

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 4:45pm UTC

Wish me luck in the Olympics.
Just kidding. I'm on my fourth cupcake.

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letshavesomefun
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 5:15pm UTC

When I was little,
My dad convinced me that the ice cream truck
only played music when it was sold out.
Well played Dad, well played.

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 7:06pm UTC

Website: did you know that the more attracted you are to a person, the easier it is for
that individual to make you laugh?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: is that why i laugh at my own jokes

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 2:35pm UTC

Looking at your hair underwater
and feeling like a mermaid.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 3:05pm UTC

*At home* Me: "I want to go out, I want friends."
*When I go out* Me: "I want to go home, I hate people.

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sydkid123
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 2:05pm UTC

olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all the laws of physics, does 10 back flips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the backround
me: falls on my face trying to put on socks

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fizza102
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 11:45pm UTC

Why fake a smile? who knows,
someone might be
f
a
l
l
i
n
g
in love with your real one

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MsHoran
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 11:06am UTC

Me: Please can you grow?
Hair: no lol
Boobs: nope
Stomach: OF COURSE BABE ANYTHING FOR YOU!
Me: -.-

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Rainbowchikz
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 11:49am UTC

Three Days ago I was wearing a Free Hugs shirt ,and so this guy stops me ..
Him:so could you give me a free hug?
Me:sure,why not?
Him:well it seems like no one wants to be close to me
Me:I bet that's not true,you're lovely
Him:More people should be like you
Me:Oh you're so nice thank you
Him:Well thank you for making me smile today,hope my gf was as nice as you are
Me:No problem (:
...The guy kept walking and I saw him trying to kiss a girl and the girl rejected him and gave him her shopping bags to carry.. poor guy,she's only using him </3
nmf.nmq

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imbroken
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 2:06pm UTC

Boy to all the girls that say 'im ugly', you spelled beutiful wrong.
39 minutes ago · comment · like
Girl lol so did you
17 minutes ago ago · Like
nmf

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Rawrsome
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 2:19pm UTC

*Washing a Car*
Friend: Sup dude? You washin' your car?
Me: No... Im watering it to see if it grows into a bus.

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Cookie17
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 4:20pm UTC

I saw on the the words
"How to make a good quote"
so I clicked on it and it said...
"Just make a good quote"
That really helps.

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L0serT0night
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 9:06am UTC

Me: Ask me if I'm in a tree
Friend: Are you in a tree?
Me: No of course not, why would you think that?

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* * * *
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 6:20pm UTC

Wanna know a secret?
Sure(:
When I first saw you when we were in 2nd grade, I thought you were the prettiest girl in the world. And I still do.
K.
How about you shove that K up your a/ss

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AboveAverage
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 11:17am UTC

Dear Parents,
Jasmine was in a relationship with a homeless boy named Alladin.
Snow White lived alone with 7 men.
Pinnochio was a liar.
Robin Hood was a thief.
Tarazan walked around without his clothes on.
A stranger kissed Snow White and she married him.
Cinderella lied and snuck out to go to a party.
You can't blame us.
We were taught to rebel at a young age.

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CornStar
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 3:30pm UTC

I spent my whole summer on Witty. True
Life

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DuckyMoMo11
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 7:05pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Sonny84
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 3:49pm UTC

Dear waiter,
I would like some melted ice with some frozen water.
Sincerely,
Your face is priceless.

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Swaggie
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 11:48am UTC

Mom: Hello kiddo! How has your morning been?
Me: I'm not a child anymore, mother.
Me: I am fully grown and very mature.
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: *Sips from juice box*

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