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imallyours99

happiest*
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April 13, 2014 2:24pm UTC
If someone tells you to listen to a song, listen to it. It may be the worst song you have ever heard but they wanted to share it with you. That is really special. If it makes them feel a certain way and they are so adamant about you hearing it, take 5 minutes to hear it. It shows a lot about someone.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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CharliesTheName
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September 14, 2013 4:47pm UTC
Me: *opens witty*
Witty: Please sign in.
Me: *signs in*
Witty: You're already signed in, silly!
Me: Then why
Me: the fück
Me: did you tell me
Me: to sign
Me: in.

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capsized*
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March 1, 2014 7:35pm UTC
i bet you niall goes on google images and find pics of him with celebrities and saves them then puts them in a folder ”me and celebs”

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*crybaby*
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February 26, 2014 12:41am UTC
Having trouble breaking up with someone????
1. Lean in for a kiss
2. Stop before your lips touch theirs
3. Say "Oh ________, if only there was someone who loved you"
4. Walk away and let them die

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