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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 8, 2011 7:08pm UTC

Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay,
I feel like motherf**king shakesspeare

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 6:27pm UTC

Me: I have to pee.
Best friend: Then go?
Me: come with me

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 5:06pm UTC

LAUGHING SO HARD,
you feel your
6 pack coming in.

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 9:25pm UTC

Ladies, there's always going
to be that one girl that is
prettier than you, but you've
just got to find that one guy
Who doesn't care ♥

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 23, 2011 4:53pm UTC

& who else
wonders why a computer keyboard isn't in alphabetical order..?

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oneLesslnlygirl
posted a quote
December 25, 2011 11:31pm UTC

We are all a little weird, and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
-Dr. Seuss

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alexis_xoxox
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 9:51pm UTC

i hate it when;
you are trying to stay miserable,
{and someone makes you laugh/smile.}

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ChelseyGrace
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 9:50pm UTC

I wonder if I've already
met the person I'm going to marry.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 1:51am UTC

s t a y i n g u p s o l a t e t h a t e v e r ything is freaking hilarious♥

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braziliansoccerbabe11
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 4:08pm UTC

Format by XxprettxX
based on a psychological study,
a crush only lasts for a maximum
of four months. if it exceeds, you
are already in love.
a stalker.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 7:29pm UTC

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
and the doctor fainted.

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 12:34pm UTC

I hate when people say
"Ugh, i gotta go to my grandparents house today"
Because sad to say, but one day they'll be gone.
...i don't have a grandma to make cookies with,
or a grandpa to teach me cool new things.
Love them while they're close,
because you don't what what you got till it's gone
♥
R.I.P Grandma/Grandpa

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 5:43pm UTC

I think they should create
an over-weight barbie. To prove all shapes
and sizes are Beautiful
-♥-
theunicorn

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 3:44pm UTC

You say that you love rain,
but you open your umbrella when it rains.
You say that you love the sun,
but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines.
You say that you love the wind
but you close your windows when wind blows
This is why I am afraid,
you say that you love me too
-William Shakespeare
format ThatsSoMeee ♥

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XxprettixX
posted a quote
October 21, 2011 3:01pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
---------------- ♥It's pointless being a pretty package♥
................. ♥if your just an empty box.♥
----------------
Format by XxprettixX removal of this credit is punishable by death. :)

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vintagememories
posted a quote
October 28, 2011 3:07pm UTC

There are two reasons people
don't talk about something.
Either it means nothing
or it means everything.♥

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blondieeex3
posted a quote
October 28, 2011 3:15pm UTC

PLEASE
chew with your mouth closed.
sincerley,
your not cookie monster.

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girlmollie5
posted a quote
October 28, 2011 5:31pm UTC

That awkward moment where someone whispers something to u and u have no clue what they said so u just nod and chuckle :p .
nmf♥

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XxDestinyxX
posted a quote
October 28, 2011 6:15pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
When you reach in to hug an attractive person;
Only to bump into the mirror
♥
Format by Sandrasaurus,nmq

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LegallyBlonde24
posted a quote
October 28, 2011 8:29am UTC

saying you'll wake up early in the morning
to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself it's not important.

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