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January 19, 2014 7:40am UTC

I hate it when a student asks a legit question
because they're confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot.
Like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions.

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January 13, 2014 2:28pm UTC

Three awful facts:
Today isn't Friday, tomorrow isn't Friday.
Not even the day after tomorrow is Friday.

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sleepy*
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January 12, 2014 9:26am UTC

how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight

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Steve
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January 8, 2014 12:34pm UTC

Don't waste all the steam on the whistle.

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dreamer*
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January 9, 2014 3:25pm UTC

mom: hey can i borrow your compu-
me: *swallows laptop*
mom:
me:
mom:
me: what computer?

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January 7, 2014 9:22am UTC

What if we all looked the way we wanted?
Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about
money washed away.Your love life is exactly the
way you pictured it.Do you think we’d all be happier?
Or would we just find new things to hate?

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dreamer*
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January 2, 2014 1:55pm UTC

Do you ever start to get like really irrationally mad at people
for no reason like because they’re standing around in the
kitchen and won’t leave when you want to get some food or
they move something you set down somewhere else or they
forget to close the door when they leave like it’s just a stupid
little thing but it makes you so mad.

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dreamer*
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December 26, 2013 1:11pm UTC

me: oh I look nice in this picture!
me: I'm gonna use it as profile picture on all my social network accounts for the next 54 years.

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dreamer*
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December 26, 2013 1:04pm UTC

me: *takes 50 selfies*
me: *deletes 49*
me: *stares at that one selfie til it turns ugly*
me: *deletes that too*

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* Sabaism *
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December 24, 2013 3:20pm UTC

Confession #67
I have never heard your normal Christmas songs
Like Rudolph, Silent Night, Up on the House Top, Ect.ect.
I know they exist and I know their names
I just don't know the words to the songs.

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December 19, 2013 7:56pm UTC

"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note saying "Toys not included".Bernard Manning
Format by Breeze

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