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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Cop: When is your birthday?
Me: April 20th
Cop: What year?
Me: Every year.
Cop: Well played.....
lol fav if you get it:)

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erikaajaguarr96
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 2:02pm UTC

There's plenty of fish in the sea.. ?
Yeah? Well 50% are girls,
30% are over 18,
and 15% are under 10,
which leaves 5% of the population.
2% of the remaining fish are taken,
and we haven't even gotten into the personalities
of the fish, what the fish looks like,
and what you two have in common.
After all of that narrowing down,
there is only one fish left in the sea.
That fish is your nemo, so
never let anyone dare to tell you that
there are plenty of fish in the sea. ♥

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luvbball13
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 7:48pm UTC

You Learn To Like Someone When You Find Out What Makes Them Laugh, But You Can Never Truly Love Someone Until You Find Out What Makes Them CRY.<3

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Jessiebaby
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 7:50pm UTC

The Notebook is so romantic ♥ 'nough said.

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Tashaa98
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 1:11am UTC

You must do the
things you think
you cannot do.♥

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Cutecat0413
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 1:55am UTC

&I wish
he knew how much he means to me

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babygiiirrlll
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Life has no remote,
Get up & change it yourself.

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_Hey_Bro_
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 8:23pm UTC

I'm screaming inside.
♥

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mayday
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 10:55pm UTC

I like my bed, but I'd rather
Be in yours. (;

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aubweeexx
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 9:24pm UTC

Keep that head
and middle finger up
and show him what he's missing
follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365/nmq:)

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xcayliebabyx
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 12:29am UTC

Admit it, we stalked
our boyfriend/girlfriend's ex's facebook atleast once.
format credit: _Hey_Bro_

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_CoolStoryBro_
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 1:55am UTC

If I was a teacher,
I would try to figure out who had a crush on who &
make sure they were always paired up.

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justlikegravity_
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 11:03am UTC

I think too much, and then
put myself in a bad mood.
x_x

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livelaughlove101
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 5:24pm UTC

If the world ended today,
Would you be proud of yourself?
.....
Yeah, me neither.
NMF love the quote

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foreverrlostt
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 7:39pm UTC

What if,
you were my last hope? Now I have nothing.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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iloveyou731
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 5:29pm UTC

Break a mirror and
you have 7 years
bad luck..
Break a
Condom and you
have18 years bad
luck..
Format by Sandrasaurus

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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dominiqueeewale
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 11:15am UTC

hi, i'm the average teenage girl..
i think about that one boy 24/7, who's not even that great.
i stress about the little things.
i say i hate everyone when in reality i just can't trust anyone.
i love when people make me smile.
i keep things bottled up.
i want to strangle all the girls that talk to "him"
i want to eat everything but don't want to be fat.
i want to be noticed.
i want the perfect body.
but when it comes down to it, i just want to be happy..

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SkrapaD
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 1:19pm UTC

We live in a world,
Where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
nmf

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