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zer0*
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 1:09pm UTC

ever since this began,
I was blessed with a curse,
and for better or for worse,
I was born into a hearse.
nmf.

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blonde_blueyes_breakable
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 9:17pm UTC

JUST notice me
please
I can't take being alone anymore, i've been so alone my whole life.

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 4:40pm UTC

“Please fix your shirt, i can see your bra strap.”
...Because it’s just a big secret right
secret boobs
secret bra
secret

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marie1616
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 12:51am UTC

I wish i knew what
you think when my name
IS MENTIONED ♥
nmq/nmf

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 8:39pm UTC

Parents: ok we will be home at 11 o'clock!
Clock: 11:01
Me: theyre dead and im alone i need to start my orphan life now.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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nebraska99
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 2:02pm UTC

My mom: If you say yolo one more time I'm going to punch you in the throat.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 8:16pm UTC

Idiots & dumb people
aren't always useless. Where else would we get all of our laughs from?

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pinkhairdontcare
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 7:09pm UTC

4th day of school
me: i'm done with this sh*t

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MissAnna
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 5:41pm UTC

WHO THE HELL
||| MADE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU WEREN'T WORTH SAVING?

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 3:17pm UTC

I love when
little kids tell me I'm pretty. It gives me a huge confidence boost,
because little kids don't lie.

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JoElla2016
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 7:56pm UTC

Saying
"Oh I Hate This Song"
and then you start singing it...

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carson5482
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 7:04pm UTC

click to see this quote

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 12:22am UTC

dear all the people who have hidden music players on their profiles:
ಠ╭╮ಠ
not impressed.

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emz17lover
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 6:50pm UTC

Girl: Truth or dare.
Boy: Dare.
Girl: I dare you to love me.
Boy: No babe, that's truth.
♥

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nevercutyourbeautiful
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 12:54am UTC

T e a r s d o n t m e a n your losing,
Everybodys bruising, Its okay, not to be okay.

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 8:52pm UTC

How to keep sea-bears away:
1. No playing the clarinet.
2. never wave your flashlight back and forth really fast. (Flashlights are their natural prey).
3. Don't stomp around (they take that as a challenge.)
4. Don't ever eat cheese. (cubed, sliced is fine)
5. Never wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion.
6. Or clown shoes.
7. Or a hoop skirt.
8. And never.
9. evER
10. EVER
11. SCREECH LIKE A CHIMPANZEE!

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Baseballisme
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 5:55pm UTC

That annoying moment when you have something funny to say, but it comes out all wrong.

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 5:20pm UTC

Sometime
I push you away because
I need you to pull me closer

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 3:39pm UTC

Quit saying "I respect lesbians, gays and bisexuals."
Half of the time, you sit there and preach about how gays should be treated just like everyone else. It that's so true, why would you try to make yourself feel high and mighty by saying you repect them? No, I am not saying I hate that you respect them, I am saying that I hate how you flaunt that you repect them. I don't see anyone going around and saying "I respect straight people." So if gays are supposed to be just like everyone else, why make quotes and sayings about them like they are different?
- quote credit to Witty_Queenx08

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