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  1. ThatMomentWhen* ThatMomentWhen*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 6:15pm UTC
    Click the ♥ button if you know someone in the Army
    . . . And Te l l t hem we said
    Thanks
    And if you don't . . . at least click ♥ if your thankful

  2. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 1:12pm UTC
    Bestfriend: hey, I got a girl/boyfriend
    *Me: oh ok, I guess I'll never see you again*

  3. Jaz* Jaz*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 10:50pm UTC
    Want to know why the fourth finger is the wedding ring finger? This is a Chinese myth.
    Put your hands together. Like youre high fiving yourself, and hold it there.
    Tuck both of your middle fingers in between your palms so that the back of each finger is touching each other.
    Your thumbs, fingers, ring fingers and pinkys should be together.
    Your thumbs represent your parents.
    Your pointer finger represents your siblings.
    Your Middle finger represents yourself, which is why its tucked between your palms.
    And your pinkys represent your (future) children.
    Now open your thumbs. They can seperate because our parents will one day leave us, and we will go be on our own to live out our own destinys.
    Bring your thumbs back together. And seperate your pointer fingers. They can be apart because like you, your siblings will leave and follow their own path.
    Close your pointer fingers together again. Skip your ring fingers and go to your pinkys, these represent your children, they may open because your children will grow up and they will leave you as well, because they too have a life to live on their own.
    Now close your pinkys and try to seperate your ring fingers...
    You cant right?
    This represents your husband/wife. No matter how much you try you cannot part your ring fingers and when you try to, it even hurts, when you try to seperate yourself from the person you love youre only hurting yourself..
    These fingers do not seperate because your love for your husband/wife will never leave you. You will forever be attached to that person. Thus why they say, "Till death do you part."

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    he said the way my blue eyes shined put those georgia stars to shame that night. i said, "my eyes are brown."

  5. savannah* savannah*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    DIET IDEA:
    Eat whatever you want, whenever you want, and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    "LSD causes users to lose weight."
    That makes sense. It's kind of hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it.

  7. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 11:58am UTC
    I have two moods:
    1- Sleeping is for the weak
    2- Sleeping for a week

  8. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 9:05pm UTC
    Adult pandas eat for 12 hours a day. In related news, it turns out I’m not fat.
    I’m a panda.


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  10. sailagain_ sailagain_
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    her: How do you know if you're in love with someone?
    him: Well, you feel all warm and happy inside
    her: Anything else?
    him: You get butterflies when you see them, and everything
    about them seems perfect.
    her: Are you sure?
    him: Absolutely. Wanna know why?
    her: Tell me.
    him: Because that's how i feel when i'm with you

  11. Fat Amy* Fat Amy*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    You cant lose what you never had, you cant keep what's not yours, and you can't hold onto something that doesn't want to stay.

  12. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    I was listening to the radio today, and Lana Del Rey's song came on. For some apparent reason the song reminded me of Courtney, and every time it said will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful, it reminded me of when Courtney lost her hair;she kept asking if she was still beautiful, and the answer was always yes.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 5:04am UTC
    i will never understand why people use
    potato as a metaphor for ugliness like do you understand how attractive a potato can be

  14. glitter162* glitter162* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    I wonder if clouds ever look
    down on us and say "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot".

  15. glitter162* glitter162* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    It's funny how if you get an A
    on a test, your grade goes up like 2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic.

  16. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 1:33pm UTC
    Ohana means family. Family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you.
    format cred. : _Jannette
    don't remove.

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    Today marks the 8 year anniversairy
    of the first meeting of Dumbledore's Army.

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    one night two parents went out for dinner a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    I find it hilarious how the stereotype is that women are more likely to faint at the sight of blood than men. Like, do you know what happens each month?

  20. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 12:23pm UTC
    once they stop talking to you
    THEY START TALKING ABOUT YOU

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