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Cammie
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June 1, 2013 12:44pm UTC

Congratulations on being a cool kid in high school....
Sorry about the rest of your life though

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Hale_Storm18
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May 31, 2013 9:57pm UTC

"Mickey Mouse, it says you want to divorce Minnie because she was extremely silly."
"No, I said she was f.cking Goofy."

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OhHoePlease
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February 20, 2013 6:38pm UTC

Would your
eight year old self
be proud of you right now?
format by ohhoeplease

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lovecrazy
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February 20, 2013 3:04pm UTC

I like people how I like my coffee...
I fcking hate coffee.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sarahmarlowXxx
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February 20, 2013 5:22pm UTC

Putting on skinny jeans
step one: right leg
step two: left leg
step three: wiggle
step four: jump
step five: NOW SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICCHAA

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KylieHere_
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February 20, 2013 9:01am UTC

There is always going to be that one boy that you will always have feelings for.

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lovecrazy
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February 20, 2013 5:11pm UTC

Taylor Swift seems like the kind of chick that'd stare at her boyfriend while he's sleeping.

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Hale_Storm18
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February 20, 2013 10:05am UTC

Girls are attracted to a//holes because, in elementary school, girls
were told, "If he's mean to you, that means he likes you." The Da Vinci code has been cracked.

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jahan
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February 20, 2013 9:52am UTC

witty profiles,
the only place where being weird, antisocial and unpopular is
cool

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EmilyxLovesxU
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February 20, 2013 4:12pm UTC

At the Brit Awards imagine if...
Taylor was about to sit down,
Then Harry pulls her chair away
She falls and he shouts:
"Now you're lying on the cold hard ground"
omg.

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bye*
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February 20, 2013 4:02pm UTC

so my sister just randomly out of nowhere texts me, "hey do u want some pizza rolls i accidently made 80"
80.
80.
80.

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Hale_Storm18
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February 20, 2013 10:08am UTC

Pretty Girl: It's not hard to get a boyfriend
Me: *leaves*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sammy*
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December 27, 2012 5:25pm UTC

please either stop being so attractive or make out with me its your choice.

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phee*
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December 2, 2012 1:07pm UTC

Me looking in the mirror:
Me: What kind of sick joke is this?
my quote

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spence*
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December 2, 2012 11:08am UTC

Those Annoying girls on witty: omg you guys are soo amazing. I love and care about all of my followers. Oh and I try follow back<3
Followers:574
Following:12
Really? are you sure??

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Raining_Sunshine
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December 1, 2012 10:24pm UTC

The 5 Stages of "I Need to Get a Life":
5) You carry your phone around everywhere even though nobody texts you
4) The only reason you got a Facebook was so that you could stalk your crush
3) When you see an attractive person you stare at them awkwardly from across the room
2) You never go out with your friends. Like, ever
1) The only reasons you ever leave your room and get off your laptop is to eat or go to the bathroom

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