The 5
Stages of "I
Need to Get a Life":
5) You
carry your phone around everywhere even though nobody texts
you
4) The only reason you got a Facebook was so that you could stalk
your crush
3) When you see an attractive person you stare at them
awkwardly from across the room
2) You never go out with your friends. Like, ever
1) The only reasons you ever leave your room and get off your
laptop is to eat or go to the
bathroom
