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kelly*
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 10:34pm UTC

Why I Hate School:
School: please get a full night of sleep
School: but don't forget to do 876543 hours of homework
School: and study for tests
School: be a well rounded student by joining clubs
School: and participating in sports so you don't come home until 6pm
School: don't be late for school
School: but make sure you eat a full meal in the morning
School: kids need a balanced diet
School: here eat cardboard with red paint it's called “pizza”

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happiest*
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October 9, 2013 2:18pm UTC

Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff

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Chris*
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 3:11pm UTC

Today in class, my male math teacher said "It seems like nowadays most teenage girls really hate themselves. It's really pathetic, actually." Out of the 27 kids in that class, 16 are girls, and no one said anything. We all just kind of sat there. And then some guy said "Well it's really not our position to judge, we never have been nor will we ever be teenage girls."

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 2:31pm UTC

Once in high school my friend kicked her leg up and her shoe flew off and smashed into the ceiling with this huge BANG and the teacher whirled around and yelled “WHO DID THAT?” and my friend just stared at her as the ceiling tile fell and shattered on the floor between them and the shoe thumped down on top of it and my friend just went “that’s not my shoe” while standing there with one shoe on

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Steve
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 9:09pm UTC

What's the cheapest kind of meat?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.

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kristabff
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 12:35pm UTC

Relax!
Uh oh, there was an error when we tried to add a boyfriend to your life. Please try again.

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 2:34pm UTC

if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 4:47pm UTC

Me: *opens witty*
Witty: Please sign in.
Me: *signs in*
Witty: You're already signed in, silly!
Me: Then why
Me: the fück
Me: did you tell me
Me: to sign
Me: in.

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sksx9
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March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 2:27pm UTC

Here government have a snickers you tend to shut down when you’re hungry

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PirateChic97
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 8:56pm UTC

Dear future daughter,
Please talk to me. I know I'm old and weird to you right now, but this letter is proof that I was once 15 years old too. I fell in love, and I've had my heart broken. I've been a cheerleader and a theater geek. I've been up and down. I've been back stabbed, and I'm gonna be comptly honest with you, I have back stabbed one of my friends. I've gotten good grades and bad ones. I know that one teacher who is a b.tch to you only, and the other cool teacher that is young and fascinating and you sort of have a lil crush on him... I understand music is your life right now. I know that your friends mean the world to you. I also know what it's like to be alone and cold, but baby girl, you have me to hug you and hold you close. And darling, you're gonna hate me at times. And you're gonna cry into your pillow at night because of a dumb boy who thinks he's too cool for you. Well darling, he's not. He's an idiot, and someday you will see that. Dream big dreams baby girl! Dream of New York City, London, Paris, the world. Dream and live your dreams baby girl! It's gonna be hard, but you can do it.
All I ask baby girl is that you feel free to talk to me, because I've been there. I've been lost and I've been found. Up and down. Falling in and out of love. Making promises I couldnt keep, and vows I would have to break. I understand more than you think I do, baby girl.
Love,
Your mom. (at 15 years old)
xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 8:54pm UTC

imagine
reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 2:57pm UTC

when guys
wear that one cologne
where all you want to do is
bury your face in their chest and sniff because
they smell that damn good

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 6:45am UTC

me: i am not allowed to like that boy.
me: i am not allowed to like that boy
me: i am not allowed to like that boy
me: ...
me: ...
me: ...i like that boy.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 1:49pm UTC

Do you ever
just stare at really attractive people and think
“how” ?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 3:00pm UTC

"I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair"
Intelligent people have messier handwriting because they think fast. When you think and process things faster, you can also write quicker, but it’s going to be sloppy. People with neat writing are usually (no offense) not as smart. So, I embrace my sh.tty writing.

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 3:01pm UTC

Me: son of a b/tch
Dog: don't you dare drag my mother into this
Dog: she had a tough life
Dog: You try being a single mother to 7 kids
Me: Sorry

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 3:26pm UTC

Do you ever go to school confident in what you're wearing and you actually
get there and you're just kind of like, "Wow. Well, this was an awful idea."?

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KT_143
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 4:22pm UTC

THIS IS WORTH READING, TRUST ME!
Earlier this year I was in one of my classes, and this one really nice girl asked to use the restroom, but the teacher told her no. Well the girl politely asked again, and he said no again. A few minutes later she said it was an emergency, and he still turned her down. You could tell she was obviously annoyed, but then about three minutes later asks again, and tells him it is a serious emergency, and she has to go, but he still says no. So the girl stands up in front of everyone, and her face is all red because she's embarassed, and she says to the teacher in front of EVERYONE that she just started her period, and she literally needs to use the restroom. At this point everyone is staring. The teacher STILL told her to go sit down and didn't let her go. Everyone in the class was confused and shìt, then OUT OF NO WHERE the kid next to the girl, a varsity football player, stands up and says "Don't you have a wife? Didn't you grow with your mom or sister's? She's started her period, and she needs to use the bathroom, and she's going whether you let her or not!" Then he walked over, pulled the girl with him, and walked with her to the bathroom. When they came back the doûche bag of a teacher called security on them, and the guy got suspended for standing up for the girl.
I will never forget that day. A dámn football player was man enough to stand up for a girl against a teacher and defended her on a girl problem she was having. Not many high school guys are mature enough to even say the word "period" much less do what he did.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 3:54pm UTC

Can you imagine
if someone sent you
a list of all the reasons
why they love you?

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