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Pluto*
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 3:47pm UTC

Random Wittian: "Favourite This Quote And I'll Comment What I Think Of You On Your Profile."
Me: Ooh that sounds good. *Add To Favourites*
Me: Now I'll Just Wait...
Me: ....
Me: ...
Me: ....
*Next Day*
Me: *Checks Witty*
Me: *No Comments*
Me: B*tch You Lied.

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 7:05pm UTC

You know who’s beautiful?
Don’t read the first word and flatter yourself,
because it's me.

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summerbabe51897
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:14pm UTC

....sooo, who else misses the old witty...

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AustinH
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:41pm UTC

"We got you a phone!"
"It doesn't have a key pad.."
"We didn't want to overwhelm you!"
-Diary of a Wimpy Kid

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:25pm UTC

"If you asked me how
I'm doin, I would say I'm doin just fine. I would lie and say that you're not on my mind."

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carson5482
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 6:17pm UTC

*in the hospital*
Mom: I'd like to name her Sarah.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name is already taken. However, you can still have Sarah4343 or Sarah_12.

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luvchuforever
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 6:11pm UTC

Sticks and stones may
break her bones but names,
could make her starve heself to death
format credit to OneDirection

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Jasminekaybutterfly
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 7:01pm UTC

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bailie008
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 9:22pm UTC

Female Problems #2
When you find a cute bra, and they have everything
but your size.
♥

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 7:40pm UTC

teacher:
STOP PACKING UP,
there's still 8 seconds
left of the lesson!

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 6:02pm UTC

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 8:29pm UTC

I'm in love
With a 20 year old.
& I'm only 15 and 10 months....
you guys can judge me for it.
Or sit front row at my wedding

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 6:24pm UTC

While walking down the street I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for 50 years."
I was touched until I heard him say, "I wish she knew."

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 10:21pm UTC

"I'm ridin' solo, I'm ridin solo!!!"
Nana, please, not at grandpa's funeral.

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polinaagoldberg*
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Me in the shower
Me: Lala, time to wash my hair
Me: Scrub scrub
Me: 3x+89.43y+3x67=198.5468
Me: I'm so smart. Why didn't I think of that in class
Me: *Hears a loud sound* There's a murderer in the house
Me: I'll have to fight them naked
Me: Oh my god a spider
Me: Look at it just sitting there like it pays rent.
Me:
Spider:
Me:
Spider:
*Spider disappears*
Me: It's gonna kill me

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KatieeLovesYouu
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 1:50pm UTC

That awkward moment when
someone you hate
is breathing.

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thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 2:49pm UTC

My sister: How do people trip over air ?
Me : I don't know, but i do it all tthe time :)
Her :
Me :
Her :
Me:
Her :.
Me:
Her: why am I related to you
Me: well when a mommy and daddy lo-
Her : just shut up ur embararsing yourself
Me : but you asked m-
Her : please just shutup!
Me: well guess whos not allowed to pet my pet turtle yea YOU!
Her : you don't have a turtle...
Me: shutup I'll get one, one day and when i get it ur not allowed to pet it!
Me: yea i went there b*tch

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TVQuotes
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 5:09pm UTC

Mean Girls #2
Student: Nice wig Janis, what's it made out of?
Janis: Your mom's chest hair !
follow me I follow back,

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mylittlesecret13
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 4:38pm UTC

Fun idea #2
Put on a neon green morph suit and break into a news studio. Harass the weatherman. Nobody at home will know why he's freaking out.

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WonderfulLove
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 3:10pm UTC

When you have to pee really bad
but you just painted your nails.

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