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shesjustokay
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March 21, 2013 10:26am UTC

'Mum , can I have-'
'Go ask your father'
'Dad, can I have-'
'Go ask your mother'
WTF.

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shesjustokay
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March 21, 2013 10:32am UTC

Perv:I wanna bang you so hard!
Me: Me too.
Perv:Really?! I'm getting wet babe :*
Me: Yeah ,
In your face
with a chair
made out of steel
covered in spikes
dipped in poison
helled by Chuck Norris
Perv:After that then ;]
Me:WTF

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BravoSierra
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March 18, 2013 4:12pm UTC

Google
I get the feeling we should stop making pitch jokes.
Google Search I'm Feeling Lucky
Did you mean: Sometimes I get the feeling I should do crystal méth but then I think, mmmm, better not.

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shesjustokay
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March 15, 2013 9:20am UTC

S U I C I D E.. ...Should not exist. But what is a quote going to do? It's going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around of Witty and I want you to repost this quote with your name signed. After I get all of these names, I am going to make a YouTube video of all the Witty Profile names that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote. Let's show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this! stay strong! (I meaning LilzaxX, credit to her)
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shesjustokay
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March 15, 2013 9:03am UTC

Happy Red Nose Day.
Comic Relief.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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StartingOver
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April 18, 2012 3:02pm UTC

Ohana means family.
Family means nobody gets left behind.
♥

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StartingOver
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April 26, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Me: *walks into school*
Me: So when can I leave?

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StartingOver
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April 27, 2012 2:35pm UTC

School uses a lot of paper. Paper comes from trees. Trees give us oxygen.
Oh great, the teachers are trying to kill us.

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StartingOver
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April 27, 2012 4:15pm UTC

Guy Friend: So, I like you.
Me: Cool. I like cheese.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sammy*
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March 11, 2013 5:13pm UTC

YEARS FROM NOW,
I HOPE WE ARE STILL IN EACHOTHER'S LIVES.

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sammy*
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 4:53pm UTC

do you ever just sit there and look at yourself and examine
every single detail about yourself and just get really upset
because you're you

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
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March 8, 2013 3:36pm UTC

one time in high school i didn't read the assigned book
and i was like screw it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some bs about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book.

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itsemily
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March 11, 2013 11:45am UTC

Liam: Zayn, come into my room. I have something to show you.
Zayn: Ok.
Liam: Zayn, come into my bed. I have something to show you.
Zayn: Ok.
Liam: Zayn, come under the covers. I have something to show you.
Zayn: Ok.
Liam: Look my toothbrush! It flashes!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Lolsorue_girl
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 11:47am UTC

My favorite types of hugs
Tight Hugs.The ones where they just hug you
super tight with no words.
Unexpected Hugs.The ones where you're just doing
your own thing and they come from behind you
and hug you unexpectedly.
Lift Up Hugs.The ones where you run up to them,
and they have their arms all wide,and you just run up
to them and you lift your legs and they carry
you.
Spinning Hugs.The ones where they hug you and
spin you aroung in circles.

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