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ladybuglove
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May 8, 2013 12:17am UTC

Witty, needs an app to get me through my days

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Ethanol
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 1:57pm UTC

PLEASE
DON'T
BE IN
LOVE
WITH
SOMEONE
ELSE

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Ethanol
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May 7, 2013 3:35pm UTC

Worst feelings ever:
1) Waiting for something you know won't happen
2) Feeling like you have no one and all alone
3) Being ignored.

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Ethanol
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May 7, 2013 3:46pm UTC

I'm over protective of what's mine.

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Fαy Στylες*
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April 30, 2013 11:31am UTC

And I don't even need your love
but you treat me like a stranger
and that feels so wrong

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 2:01pm UTC

Math test question:
Ba x n2 a2=Banana?

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happiest*
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April 30, 2013 2:17pm UTC

Friends:Flawless skin,amazing hair,beautiful eyes,skinny,perfect nose
Me: Deformed fish

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happiest*
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April 30, 2013 2:20pm UTC

Me:* does weird things when home alone*
Me: I bet there's hiden cameras

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happiest*
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April 30, 2013 9:08am UTC

Format chickittylover
I notice everything
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I just act like i dont.

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heyitscooper
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April 30, 2013 2:51pm UTC

Things I would do with my girlfriend:
1. Hug her from behind
2. Let her wear my sweatshirts
3. Kiss her unexpectedly
4. Show her off in front of my friends
5. Find a way to walk with her after every class
6. Get a summer job with her
7. Listen to her
8. Make her laugh
9. Text her "goodmorning love!(:"
10. ALWAYS text her first
11. Text her long paragraphs sometimes-it shows a complete thought
12. Tell her I think she is the most beautiful girl in the world
13. Cook for her, even though I'm not that good of a cook!
14. Let her win any game we play
15. Hang out with her all the time over the weekend
16. Being really creative when asking her to a dance, etc
17. Write her cute poems
18. Tell her I love her
19. Put her before all of my friends
20. Love her
Yes, guys like us ACTUALLY exist

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lovecrazy
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April 30, 2013 3:11pm UTC

"Where are all the good guys?!"
They're out there, they're just hiding from you, cause you're a hoe.

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happiest*
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April 30, 2013 9:11am UTC

Me: *drops phone*
Headphones: i got you broo

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BlackButterflies
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April 30, 2013 5:57am UTC

oh my gOD I ate lunch at my mum's friend Sarah's house today and Sarah gave her two-year-old daughter a bowl of oatmeal and said, "Libby, don't put the oatmeal in your hair, okay?" Libby goes, "I won't!" Then Sarah turned around for literally two seconds, Libby dumped the entire bowl of oatmeal in her hair and there was a massive moment of silence.
Sarah: Libby, did you put the oatmeal in your hair again?
Libby: [with oatmeal dripping into her face] NO, mummy!
apparently this is a massive problem in their house oh my god

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yourcool
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April 28, 2013 8:16pm UTC

does anyone else wonder what would happen if
a famous person came into your classroom and was looking just for you?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Hale_Storm18
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April 28, 2013 4:39pm UTC

Things that should be less expensive
-Plane tickets
-Whole, natural foods
-Gas
-Workout clothes
-Phone bills
-University (education) tuition
Things that need to be more expensive
-Processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket
-Cigarettes
-Alcohol

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✨Clueless✨*
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April 4, 2013 9:16pm UTC

Normal guys vs. Ed Sheeran
NORMAL GUY: I really wanna kiss you
ED: All I want is the taste that your lips allow
NORMAL GUY: Let's cuddle
ED: Cover me up, cuddle me in. Lie down with me and hold me in your arms
NORMAL GUY: I want to hug you
ED: I was made to keep your body warm. Now I'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms.
NORMAL GUY: She's a crack wh0re prostitute
ED: And in the pipe she flies to the motherland or sells love to another man
NORMAL GUY: Marry me?
ED: Settle down with me. I'll be your safety, you'll be my lady.
NORMAL GUY: I'm sad and lonely
ED: Cause lately I've been waking up alone. Paint splattered teardrops on my shirt
NORMAL GUY: I'm going to get wasted and sleep with someone to forget about you.
ED: I wanna be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.
NORMAL GUY: Expect me to drunk call you later.
ED: And that tonight I'll call ya, after my blood is drowning in alcohol.
You tell me who the better person is

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Ethanol
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 3:10am UTC

if you're the luckiest person on this entire planet,
the person you love decides to love you back.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 11:22am UTC

Every girl
deserves a guy that can make her forget her heart was ever broken.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 1:10pm UTC

I may not show my feelings to everyone,
but it doesn't mean that I'm not affected by things.

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