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  1. DADDY ISSUES * DADDY ISSUES *
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 5:26pm UTC
    Are you an orphanage?
    Cause I wanna give you kids.

  2. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 1:13pm UTC
    my cat licked my forehead
    and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  4. shulesluvvah* shulesluvvah*
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 10:39pm UTC
    if you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be a McGorgeous.

  5. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 11:33am UTC
    (( You’re just a sad song with nothing to say ))

  6. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 4:12am UTC
    "When I met you, flowers started growing in the darkest parts of my mind"

  7. #wishicouldgetyouback* #wishicouldgetyouback*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    I’m the girl
    who’s never been given a chance,
    who’s always been single,
    who’s always had a crush on a guy that didn’t care.
    who hides her feelings,
    who’s always lying when the tears are falling.
    who wonders what’s wrong with her,
    who’s always thinking about what could have been.
    Format: That'sSoMee

  8. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    I Act Like Everything Is Fine. I Laugh At People's Jokes, I Do Silly Things With My Friends And Act Like I Have A Care Free Life. It's Funny Though. When I Come Back Home, I Just Turn Off That Mental Switch. Then Suddenly I Break Down. I Feel Alone, Empty, Tired, I Can't Exactly Describe How I Feel In Words. It's Like I Have Two Different Me's. One For The Public And One For Myself. Only If They Knew. Only If.

  9. xxnevershoutnever xxnevershoutnever
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 9:23pm UTC
    i stand on the ash of all i've ever loved, memories of a broken heart.
    now i'm alone in the dark.

  10. potatoesforlife potatoesforlife
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 11:53am UTC
    what’s it called when u have
    friends but you're still lonely.

  11. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 6:42am UTC
    Merry Christmas
    ya filthy animal

  12. YouDidntEvenSeeItComing YouDidntEvenSeeItComing
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    just because i finally got over you
    doesnt mean that there arent days
    when it all comes rushing back

  13. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 11:10am UTC
    Honestly,
    I don't need someone that sees what's good about me.
    I need someone that sees the bad, and still wants me.

  14. Livy* Livy*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    Daaaayummmmm Gurl!
    Are you a fire dector?
    Because you're really loud and annoying.

  15. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    Difference Between Society And I
    Society: All I do is work out and twerk, work, twerk, work, twerk.
    Me: All I do is eat alot and sleep, eat, sleep, eat, sleep.
    JenniferMuana/Series

  16. snowinseptember* snowinseptember*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    format by gabikk
    Don't you
    DARE ignore
    him.
    Ignoring him will just make him believe
    you're just not into him,
    and he'll try and find another girl who is.
    SQL

  17. Infinite* Infinite*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    set my heart on fire
    AND WATCH IT
    Burn.

  18. PirateChic97 PirateChic97
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    Who is the one your heart skips a beat for???
    Mine is the school's track star. He's tall with beautiful dark hair and these brown eyes that are kind, but troubled. His birthday is in April. He's a year older than me. We meet in a freshman/sophmore Honor's Biology class. He has a quirky sense of humor. His smile is sweet. He blushes a lot. He has long eyelashes. His laugh is contagious. He's athletic. He likes hot chocolate, but hates coffee. He likes to give gifts, rather than recieve. He likes talking to aldults. He has a calm dispostion. He knows how to fly a plane. He claims he's gonna marry me. He has three older sisters. He's adopted. He likes hugs. Likes dogs better than cats. He smells like cologne, summer, and clean clothes.
    ....feel free to comment and tell me something about him or her....

  19. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 11:08pm UTC
    Where did all those amazing, inspiring quotes go that used to be here?
    Now look at witty, it's a train wreck of depression.
    I think we should fix things up around here.
    I say that everyone needs a Fix-Up Buddy.
    Then when you are sad, you can talk to them and they will listen.
    Whadd'ya say, Wittians?

  20. abkamel* abkamel*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 9:03pm UTC
    ohmygod you guys! I joined Witty on May 7, 2011 and now it's May 7, 2013! I love you all so much and wouldn't still be here without the support of all of you. I cannot believe it has been two years!

:)

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