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  1. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2014 8:39pm UTC
    How cool is it to think of someone
    haivng a crush on you?
    like someone really
    caring if you're around
    and missing you if you're not.
    or someone steaing glances
    at you, hoping you might realize
    how much they care.
    or the idea that someone's heart
    might race just
    because someone else mentioned
    your name? it's
    just cool to think that you're special
    to someone.

  2. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2014 6:55pm UTC
    I think netflix would work great as dating site.
    "Here are 9 other singles in your area who also watched pokemon for 12 hours straight"

  3. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 10:42pm UTC
    that universal look of disappointment dentists give you when they ask if you’ve been flossing

  4. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2014 1:15pm UTC
    narrowing down my “type” of guy is really hard because one second i’ll see a guy that’s clean shåven in a button down with the sleeves rolled and be like WHOA and the next i’ll see a guy with a full sleeve beanie and scruff and be like WHOA

  5. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 3:30pm UTC
    my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

  6. phee* phee*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 1:32pm UTC
    i feel like every week i'm just like "i need to get through this week"

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 2:24pm UTC
    If someone tells you to listen to a song, listen to it. It may be the worst song you have ever heard but they wanted to share it with you. That is really special. If it makes them feel a certain way and they are so adamant about you hearing it, take 5 minutes to hear it. It shows a lot about someone.

  8. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 3:32pm UTC
    me after just cleaning my room: wow, I am never letting my room get messy again!
    the next day: has anyone seen my bed

  9. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 1:57pm UTC
    The amount of hair I lose in the shower really concerns me

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2014 2:11pm UTC
    IM LAUGHING SO HARD WE ARE TAKING OUR MATH EXAM AND SOME GIRL JUST YELLED OUT
    “THERE’S NO WAY I GOT 11 MILLION AS MY F-CKING ANSWER”


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 9:51am UTC
    i f--cking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2014 5:42pm UTC
    my dad: why are your eyes all red?
    my brother: i was smoking weed
    my dad: don't lie, you were crying because you're a little bítch.

  14. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 1:21pm UTC
    Why isnt there a 30 day free trail for being in a relationship with your crush so you can see how it plays out

  15. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 8:39pm UTC
    The human brain is amazing.
    It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born,
    and only stops when we take an exam or fall in love.

  16. enchantedartic enchantedartic
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    Did you know?
    An Olympic rower stopped mid race to let a family of ducks pass. And still won.

  17. Scarlettgirl8 Scarlettgirl8
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    "I once told Harry I was leaving
    the band on the 30th of Febuary. He cried for hours, before he realised there was no 30th of February."
    -Zayn Malik

  18. screwthehatersx screwthehatersx
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    Miley Cyrus: Nobody's perfect
    Selena Gomez: Who says you're not perfect
    Kelly Clarkson: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
    Ed Sheeran: What didn't kill me, it never made me stronger at all
    Taylor Swift: You are the best thing, that's ever been mine
    Beyonce: You turned out to be the, best thing I never had
    Adele: Never mind I'll find, someone like you
    Backstreet Boys: I'll never find someone like you
    Cee Lo Green: Forget you
    Birdy: I'll never forget you
    WHO DO WE BELIEVE HERE?

  19. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 10:18am UTC
    "If i looked like zayn
    i'd date myself"
    - Niall Horan ♥
    (format credit to OneDirection)

  20. whenever_you_smile whenever_you_smile
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    *Me after I turn 18*
    Parents: Do this.
    Me: Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf.

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