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  1. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 9:27am UTC
    Today my friend Adrienne convinced me to go get my nails done with her at 8 in the morning.
    The way she convinced me?
    "Why do you think it's called a MANicure?"

  2. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 6:14pm UTC
    Mom: Charlie come downstairs for dinner.
    Me: Okay let me just log off of my computer.
    Mom: What?
    Me: I said I'll be down in a minute!
    Mom: Honey, I can't hear you. You need to speak up.
    Me: I SAID I WILL BE DOWNSTAIRS WHEN I GET OFF MY COMPUTER.
    Mom: DON'T YOU DARE USE THAT TONE OF VOICE WITH ME, YOUNG MAN.

  3. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    You are a
    wh㋡re

  4. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    Happy birthday One Direction?
    NO
    Happy birthday Daniel Radcliffe!

  5. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    Just finished reading the fifth book in the
    "Learning How to Count" trilogy.

  6. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    You know who’s beautiful?
    Don’t read the first word and flatter yourself,
    because it's me.

  7. TVQuotes TVQuotes
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles #7
    *At a drivethrough*
    "Hey can I get 6 cheeseburgers, a large fry, can I get a McChicken sandwich, and.. a caesar salad..... That evens it out."
    follow for a follow

  8. MotionlessDreams MotionlessDreams
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    When I grow up, I'm going to have my first kid read the Harry Potter series
    and convince him that he's a wizard, too, and he'll receive his Hogwarts letter when he turns eleven.
    Sure enough, on his eleventh birthday he'll check the mail to find the letter (written by me, obviously)
    and in the fall, I'll take him to a train station, point him towards platforms nine and ten,
    and not say a word as he collides into a pillar.

  9. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 10:17am UTC
    Adding "ish" to the end of words
    when you're uncertain about something

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    Michael Phelps 19 Olympic medals
    Me: 732 Witty quotesMichael Phelps:Me:Michael Phelps:Me:Michael Phelps:Me: I think we have a winner here.

  11. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    Teacher: What would you do if you were in the olympics?
    Student: Gymnastics
    Student: Swimming
    Student: Track
    Student: Volleyball
    Me: Tom Daley

  12. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:41pm UTC
    I hate it when people compare teenager's lives to the life of a kid in Africa.
    Just because someone else has it worse, doesn't mean our problems don't matter.

  13. wannabe wannabe
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    He wasn't the typical high school popular guy.
    His classmates couldn't even look him in the eye,
    They called him a loser, a monster, a repulsive freak,
    And didn't bother to listen when he tried to speak.
    One day, in the hallway, the boy dropped his books.
    Most students just walked past with disparaging looks.
    Not one helped the boy pick them up from the floor,
    Because to them, he was way too easy to ignore.
    But soon, a kind-hearted girl stopped by,
    Picked up the books, and gave them to the guy.
    "That's a lot of books," she said, smiling wide.
    "Yes, I hope to read them all someday," he replied.
    This marked the beginning of a new friendship.
    The bond became strong and impossible to rip.
    They spent everyday enjoying books together,
    As their love blossomed into an everlasting flower.
    Their favorite was "Romeo and Juliet" by Shakespeare,
    For the tragic love was simply oh so very dear.
    The girl would read, and the boy would listen.
    Her voice was like an antidote to his poison.
    She was his first love, and also, his best friend.
    But all too soon, everything had to come to an end,
    Because one day, that seemed like any other day,
    The town's hospital came and took the boy away.
    He never did come back, and it broke her heart
    To see this indifferent world tear them apart.
    The girl screamed desperately at the heavenly sky,
    Hoping the one she loved could hear her goodbye.
    Weeks later, as the girl reread their favorite tale,
    In the pages, she found a note of a color pale.
    In handwritten letters, it said "I love you."
    "Thank you for being there through and through."
    Tears caressed her cheeks as the girl let out sad cries.
    Because the boy who wrote this was blind in both eyes.
    How painful of an illness the boy tried to fight,
    And how beautiful these few words he died to write.
    /not my format
    Not sure where I saw this... but I absolutely love it. Not taking any credit for it, but just needed to share:D

  14. emsgirlie38 emsgirlie38
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    Boys who.. #8
    Don't care if you were sweatpants instead of skinny jeans

  15. MotionlessDreams MotionlessDreams
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    Me: Did it hurt?
    Her: (sigh) Did what hurt?
    Me: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell.

  16. alpharedw13 alpharedw13
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    *My thoughts during summer vacation*
    May: Whoo! School's out, I don't have to wake up early anymore and I won't be on a tight schedule!
    June: Well... I'm bored. WHERE ARE THE CHIPS?!
    July: When does school start again? My friends never talk to me :( *munches on cookies*
    August:: NOOO school can't start next week! Where did the summer go?

  17. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    I MISS YOU
    I MISS YOUR SMILE
    & I STILL SHRED A TEAR
    EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
    (OneDirection)

  18. whateveryousay1234 whateveryousay1234
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 2:12pm UTC
    “ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and puller her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her white fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to texted her 5 best friends to go to the mall in her new lamborghini
    -tumblr

  19. lipstickstains_ lipstickstains_
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 10:40am UTC
    Just Me?#2
    When i've got headphones in, i take them out and see if other people can hear my music


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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