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When I grow up, I'm going to have my first kid read the Harry Potter series
and convince him that he's a wizard, too, and he'll receive his Hogwarts letter when he turns eleven. 
Sure enough, on his eleventh birthday he'll check the mail to find the letter (written by me, obviously) 
and in the fall, I'll take him to a train station, point him towards platforms nine and ten, 
and not say a word as he collides into a pillar.
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When I grow up, I'm going to have my first kid read the Harry

1001 faves · 22 comments · Aug 3, 2012 5:07pm

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8unny358 · 1 decade ago
LOL my BFF actually is going to draft a hogwarts letter to mail to her brother on his eleventh birthday
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EdwardScissorhands · 1 decade ago
omg, this is epic.
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_g0ldenkiid* · 1 decade ago
But if he gets a witty and sees this quote? Highly unlikely but THINK about the possibilities :) Just kidding.
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themockingjay · 1 decade ago
lolololol parent of the year
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MusicIsLifexoxo · 1 decade ago
omg i'm so doing that
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greyskies · 1 decade ago
thats just cruel. and in a totally unrelated topic, i need to find me a 10 year old, and a station with 10 platforms :)
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Gemma_ · 1 decade ago
hahahahahahah x
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intoxication · 1 decade ago
LHFDKSJHFKSJHFKJDS OH MY GO;D I CANT THHIS ISH SO PERFEFCT SKDHFSKDF
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VinnieLavini · 1 decade ago
and blame that dobby sealed the barrier
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CaptainJackSparrow · 1 decade ago
oh god. I am going to do this to my sister, she's 6 now 3:)
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mexismoo · 1 decade ago
I am soooooooooo doing this <3
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_love_stinks_ · 1 decade ago
THATS AWESOME
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kd00 · 1 decade ago
but but wait im still not gonna get my letter? it wasn't just late??!!! D: EVERYBODY TOLD ME IT WAS LATE D: D: D:
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lovelife17 · 1 decade ago
You're so cruel :D this is hilarious
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Kailey♥* · 1 decade ago
That's cruel but pretty damn hilarious XD I AM SO DOING THIS! Whether my husband approves or not.
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thedreamer79 · 1 decade ago
That's amazing. The reason I shouldn't be a parent is because I would do THIS, and my child would (most likely) inherit my Hermione-like hair and say that she was a great grandchild of the one and only Granger.... make sure to put it on Youtube!
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TheGirlWhoLived · 1 decade ago
Good parenting right there
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theatregeek · 1 decade ago
I did that to my friend....best day ever.
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LovingEmma · 1 decade ago
me and my friend were going to do this to our kids :p
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InOneMoment · 1 decade ago
that is possibly the best prank I have ever heard of. ever.
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