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spinnychair
posted a quote
June 23, 2009 2:09pm UTC

Kill the lights, these children learn from
cigarette burns, fast cars,fast women
& cheap drinks (it feels right) all these asphyxiated
self medicated, take the whte pill, you'll feel alright.
~ 3OH!3♥

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brun3tt3xthtsxmee
posted a quote
June 19, 2009 6:28pm UTC

The Freshman Child,
oh, so shy,
quietly sees the sophomore guy,
the sophomore guy, head in a whirl,
sits and watches the junior girl,
the junior girl, in her red sedan,
dreams and watches the senior man,
the senior man, all hot and wild,
secretly loves the freshman child.

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sheLOVESyou
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January 17, 2009 3:49pm UTC

Dont you just love the moments when...
you're just so incredibly happy and all you do is smile and look up to the sky like "thank you god" ♥♥♥

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Avii
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June 14, 2009 9:22pm UTC

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
--Dick Cavett

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swarnerx3
posted a quote
June 15, 2009 9:55am UTC

[(i'm textually active)]
(;
^hahaha found this on facebook
design=my creditt, thoughh.

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conversewithme54
posted a quote
June 14, 2009 7:39pm UTC

Do you see the mountain?
Dora,
it's right b e h i n d you♥
xx_mine.

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blahhhhhh55XD
posted a quote
June 14, 2009 5:25pm UTC

STOP GLOBAL WARMING
we need ice for the party

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ballinnxxo
posted a quote
June 14, 2009 6:59pm UTC

YouTube
myspace
and i'll Google
your Yahoo.
iconator(: haha, i thought it was funny.

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xoxhayleylxox
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June 3, 2009 3:59pm UTC

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__cityofangels
posted a quote
June 8, 2009 3:51pm UTC

By the year 3000,
Facebook
Twitter &
YouTube
will be combined to make
You Twit Face.
*haha, facebook.*

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iloveyou07
posted a quote
June 9, 2009 7:03am UTC

WANTED:
A tall, well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please on read lines 1, 3, & 5.
*NOT MINE!! saw it on photobucket :D credit for edit...*

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qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
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June 9, 2009 4:13pm UTC

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xoGAMERCHICKx3
posted a quote
June 1, 2009 10:04pm UTC

i wish teachers would just make the computer homework.
"okay class, tonight for homework you need to check your facebook, go to witty
profiles, FML is optional, talk to your friends on AIM, then visit as many sites as
you possibly can to keep yourself from being bored. then, maybe afterward for
extra credit, manipulate an image using adobe photoshop. class dismissed."
what a life that'd be. :)

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staybeautiful
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June 8, 2009 9:29am UTC

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Perfectlypink228
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June 7, 2009 12:15pm UTC

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xoxitsme23
posted a quote
June 7, 2009 8:20pm UTC

tossing out the alarm clock.
roasting marsh mellows over school work
---> wearing chlorine like its perfume <---
eating everything and anything
l a u g h i n g u n c o n t r o l l a b l y w i t h f r i e n d s
because it's summer
* and i never have to wake up *

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applejacks10000
posted a quote
June 6, 2009 11:03pm UTC

save an egg;
- - - > crack a bottle (; < - - -

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conversexriot
posted a quote
May 31, 2009 9:24am UTC

There are 2 kinds of people in this world;;
THOSE WHO PLAY H O P S C O T C H &+ S I N G IN THE S H O W E R
AND THOSE WHO D O N ' T KNOW HOW TO E N J O Y L I V I N G .
xanga.

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xoxoForeverxoxo
posted a quote
May 28, 2009 3:39pm UTC

I've seen a man walk on the moon.
I've seen the crippled walk again.
I've seen people with cancer survive.
I've seen a rainbow after a storm.
I've seen survivors come out of a
{ b u r n i n g } building.
I'v e seen evil people change their ways.
I've seen a hopeless person smile.
I've seen a victim forgive the criminal.
[ I ' v e s e e n i t a l l. ]
So don't you dare tell me it's
i m p o s s i l b l e .

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