xoxitsme23

xoxitsme23
posted a quote
November 13, 2009 7:28pm UTC

we are the type of friends that
burst out laughing when we pass each other in the halls
still find trick-or-treating amusing
only use swears words including "ding dong" "oh poop" and "what in the world!"
appear to be normal but have secret identities like ninjas
quote movies people don't even remember
never get tired of inside jokes from years ago
will have the best day ever just by watching hours and hours of TV
burst out dancing whenever our favorite songs come on
will walk in the streets for 10 minutes just to get a milkshake
have pinatas and moon bounces at out parties
use phrases such as "poop nuggets" and "guess what? chicken butt."
get distracted and off topic very easily
could never write out every good moment we had together

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xoxitsme23
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November 13, 2009 5:20pm UTC

The only thing that scares me
more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any
S P A C E A L I E N S .
We can't be the best that creation has to offer.
I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.
-Ellen Degeneres

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xoxitsme23
posted a quote
October 24, 2009 11:00am UTC

bad spellers
untie!

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xoxitsme23
posted a quote
October 24, 2009 10:51am UTC

today's music is quite educational
fergie taught me how to spell
g-l-a-m-o-r-o-u-s
the black eyed peas taught me how to spell
f-r-e-s-h
gwen stefani taught me how to spell
b-a-n-a-n-a-s
cobra starship taught me how to spell
s-c-a-n-d to the a to the l-o-u-s
camp rock taught me how to spell
h-a-s-t-a in hasta la vista
danity kane taught me how to spell
h-e-a-r-t and d-a-m-a-g-e-d
webbie taught me how to spell
i-n-d-e-p-e-n-d-e-n-t
natasha beddingfield taught me how to spell
a-n-g-e-l
and
spongebob taught me how to spell
c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g

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xoxitsme23
posted a quote
October 17, 2009 9:53am UTC

Am I The Only One
who will go to a school dance and
wake up the next morning thinking,
"man I danced like an idiot"

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xoxitsme23
posted a quote
October 9, 2009 10:36pm UTC

we are golden

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xoxitsme23
posted a quote
October 9, 2009 10:31pm UTC

teenage dreams
i n a t e e n a g e c i r c u s
running around like a clown on purpose

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xoxitsme23
posted a quote
September 19, 2009 10:15pm UTC

can i get a
w o o p w o o p
for all those non athletic,
no hand eye coordination
girls in the house!?

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xoxitsme23
posted a quote
September 15, 2009 7:39pm UTC

THEY WILL NOT CONTROL US
WE WILL BE
VICTORIOUS

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xoxitsme23
posted a quote
September 6, 2009 10:09pm UTC

Teen Vogue
my 3 dollar Gucci perfume bottle

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xoxitsme23
posted a quote
September 2, 2009 3:41pm UTC

as the tears
roll down her cheeks
and the faint memories
flood back, she tries
to stay strong because
she knew it was just a
waste of precious time
a n d n o w s h e f i n a l l y k n o w s
don't turn on the garden
hose if it's aimed at your face.

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xoxitsme23
posted a quote
September 2, 2009 3:27pm UTC

she's given up
she finally realized it just would never have worked
nothing can change the way things are and were
no matter how hard she tries, so she just stands there
letting go
because for once in her life she found
its impossible to push a door that says pull.

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xoxitsme23
posted a quote
September 1, 2009 10:00am UTC

gone are the days of summer
we couldn't change it
i f w e t r i e d

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xoxitsme23
posted a quote
August 29, 2009 4:42pm UTC

homework:
a way for teachers to torture children outside of school

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xoxitsme23
posted a quote
August 29, 2009 1:30pm UTC

20 years from now
all my friends will be
telling their kids
to stay away from me
"she's crazy"

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xoxitsme23
posted a quote
August 24, 2009 8:54pm UTC

The First Day of School
ah! I'm so excited for my new classes and all my friends!
A Week Later
i hate school
mine

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xoxitsme23
posted a quote
August 22, 2009 5:35pm UTC

Please Join Me in Reading My Road Trip Journal!
To whom this may concern,
I write this to you being that I am bored out of my wits! I drew a picture of everyone who was in the car, that was fun, and funny looking! Then I passed a field. It looks like a farm. The speed limits 35? Well I'm ridin' 36 fool!. Only in America is there a McDonald's across from a trailer park. Morris Road, man I feel bad for Morris, people ride over his all day.He should've been a tree, or banana! Or maybe a rocket! OOO we're pickin' up to a pace of 55 mph now! I feel B-A-D. What is Pokomoke!? I just saw a truck! It was the Cropper! Ocean Pines, second right. Ocean City Maryland! Phooy, we're not going there. How many Ocean Citys are there!? Trees, trees, oh look! more trees! I think my dad should become friends with the gas station guy, he had a cool tattoo. I'm riding a one way road! But what if we pass a pit stop and I really gotta pee!? I wonder if they have llamas in Virginia... Merry Sherwood, And a Happy New Year! Mandatory head light use ahead, It's 10:10 am! Correction, 10:11 am. Ooo! Yellow car! Do you find a school bus in front of a yard odd? This soda tastes delightful! What's with all the auto repair shops? Mile numero 19. I just passed a do no passed sign. I'm scared. That cloud looks like a beaver. We've appeared to stop at a McDonalds.
F a r e w e l l M y F r i e n d s
I wrote this
on a long
car trip to
Virginia.

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xoxitsme23
posted a quote
August 22, 2009 2:58pm UTC

breakin' hearts is
what you do for fun,
--> l i t t l e o n e

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xoxitsme23
posted a quote
August 21, 2009 3:33pm UTC

i'm*gonna*soak*up*the*sun
gonna tell everyone to
lighten up

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xoxitsme23
posted a quote
August 21, 2009 12:39pm UTC

Gullible People
make|my|day

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