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  1. xx_BoO_xx xx_BoO_xx
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2009 11:17am UTC
    &+if Abercrombie and Fitch
    said that breathing was uncool
    92%of the teen population would be dead right now
    favorite if you would be part of the 8%
    that would be laughing their heads off


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  4. HollisterCali213 HollisterCali213
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2009 12:51pm UTC
    life is better as a
    brunette;♥


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  6. bbigday bbigday
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2009 8:44pm UTC
    c o d e s :
    make the spacing of the lines closer:
    <div style="line-height: 10px;">
    black background:
    <div style="background-color: black;">
    make text all squished together:
    <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    not mine but i wanted 2 remember lol

  7. jezzersx jezzersx
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2009 7:24pm UTC
    Life's Little Instructions
    Sing in the shower-Treat everyone you meet like you wish to be treated-
    Watch a sunrise at least once a year- Leave the toilet seat in the down position-
    Never refuse homemade brownies- Strive for excellence, not perfection-
    Plant a tree on your birthday- Learn three clean jokes- Return borrowed
    vehicles with the gas tank full- Compliment three people every day- Never
    waste an oppurtunity to tell someone you love them- Leave everything a
    little better than you found it- Keep it simple- Think big thoughts but relish
    small pleasures- Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you
    know- Floss your teeth- Ask for a raise when you think you've earned it-
    Overtip breakfast waitresses- Be forgiving of yourself and others- Say
    thank you alot- Say please alot- Avoid Negative people- Buy whatever
    kids are selling on card tables infront of their house- Wear polished
    shoes- Remember other people's birthdays- Commit yourself to constant
    improvement- Carry jumper cables in your truck- Have a firm handshake-
    Send lots of Valentine cards- Sign them "someone who thinks you are
    terrific"- Look people in the eye- Be the first to say hello- Use the good
    silver- Return things you borrow- Make new friends but cherish the old ones-
    Keep a few secrets- Sing in a choir- Plant flowers every spring- Have a dog-
    Have a cat- Always accept an outstretched hand- Stop blaming others- Take
    responsibility for every area of your life- Wave at kids on school busses- Be
    there when people need you- Feed a stranger's expired parking meter- Don't
    expect life to be fair- Never underestimate the power of love- Drink champagne
    for no reason at all- Live your life as an exclamation, not an explanation- Don't
    be afraid to say, " I made a mistake"- Don't be afraid to say, "I don't know"-
    Compliment even small improvements- Keep your promises no matter what-
    Marry for love- Rekindle old friendships- Count your blessings- Call your mother
    **half mine, changed the format...credit to whoever, idk sorry lol**

  8. Divalovesu24 Divalovesu24
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 8:46pm UTC
    [
    ]
    My Wendy Senses Are Kicking In

  9. xonadiaxo xonadiaxo
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2009 9:49pm UTC
    Today,
    I was on a boat.
    T-Pain wasn't there.
    MLIA
    gotta looove this site(:

  10. MeliIsyuhrpimppx MeliIsyuhrpimppx
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2009 4:32pm UTC
    NEW JERSEY
    Pride Baby<3
    [+] if your from jersey.

  11. lappy78 lappy78
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2009 5:35pm UTC
    Pigs will learn how to fly the same day
    Paris Hilton learns how to count
    . . .
    NEVER
    (sorry pigs)
    *im not hating on Paris, i mean who doesn't love Paris.*
    *just thought it was funny*
    no stealing, i made it up!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. xotnhxo96 xotnhxo96
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2009 10:18am UTC
    AND DON 'T ACT LIKE#4
    YOU ARENT A VIDEO GEEK WHEN YOU
    KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THE WII
    (IM LIKE A MAJOR GEEK LOL)
    SORRY ABOUT THE SPACING
    MY COMPUTER IS GAY

  14. x3emilynicole x3emilynicole
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 4:30pm UTC
    Owning a pair of flip flops doesn't make you fit in at the jersey shore;
    those kids have been wearing them their whole life
    <3 jersey shore

  15. HelloSeattle HelloSeattle
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2009 8:09pm UTC
    a blind man
    walked passed a deaf woman and knew it was
    l o v e a t f i r s t s i g h t .
    -- A s t h a t v e r y s a m e --
    deaf woman
    walked passed the blind man, she could
    h e a r h e r h e a r t
    pounding in her chest.
    ** All mine **


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. Gl4m0urCh1ck Gl4m0urCh1ck
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2009 11:45am UTC
    __ __ ___
    /\ \/\ \ __ /\_ \
    \ \ `\\ \/\_\ ___ ___\//\ \ __
    \ \ , ` \/\ \ /'___\ / __`\\ \ \ /'__`\
    \ \ \`\ \ \ \/\ \__//\ \L\ \\_\ \_/\ __/
    \ \_\ \_\ \_\ \____\ \____//\____\ \____\
    \/_/\/_/\/_/\/____/\/___/ \/____/\/____/


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. xoxitsme23 xoxitsme23
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2008 3:46pm UTC
    And Who Hasn't
    Secretly wished they
    broke their leg just so
    they could get a bunch
    of attention, but even
    more importantly
    get to walk with
    crutches?
    IK you've seen this before I hit delete by accident

  20. ALPHA ALPHA
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    December 25, 2008 3:58pm UTC
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:)

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