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1. qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2011 3:35pm UTC
   looking for a Hontas on facebook because it would be pretty cool to
   POKE A HONTAS
   
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2. qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
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   February 24, 2011 4:59pm UTC
   something
   keeps me
   holding
   on to nothing
   
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3. qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
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   February 24, 2011 4:36pm UTC
   WITTY
   desperately needs a "save as draft" button.
   
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4. qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
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   February 19, 2011 4:23pm UTC
   See that line?
   [ y o u n e v e r s h o u l d h a v e c r o s s e d i t ]
   
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5. qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
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   February 18, 2011 11:21pm UTC
   i'm not afraid to
   say three words,
   but i am afraid to
   mean what i say
   i Love you.
   
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6. qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
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   February 18, 2011 11:05pm UTC
   if it wasnt for boys my winters would be
   NO SHAVE NOVEMBER
   DON'T SHAVE DECEMBER
   JUST INCASE YOU WERE WONDERING,i still haven't shavedJANUARY
   FORGET 2 SHAVE FEBRUARY
   MY LEGS ARE HAIRY MARCH
   
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7. qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
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   February 18, 2011 10:39pm UTC
   FACEBOOK
   :POKING:
   the best way to v i r t u a l l y a n n o y your f riends
   (if you have any of course:)
   
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8. qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
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   February 18, 2011 10:26pm UTC
   SO BASICALLY,
   i've already named our kids:)
   WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? he doesn't know my name?
   well this could be an issue...
   
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9. qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
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   February 18, 2011 9:59pm UTC
   RePeaTING.MY.FLaWS
   won't make you
   perfect
   
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10. qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
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    February 18, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    :GOD:
    must be taking a dump
    on my life right now
    
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11. qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
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    February 18, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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12. qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
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    February 17, 2011 4:09pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    when your goldfish snack doesn't smile back
    
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13. qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
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    February 6, 2011 3:00pm UTC
    WeLCOMe TO HiGHSCOOL
    WHeRe YOU WiLL Be JUDGeD FoR eVeRYTHiNG YOU SaY aND DO<3
    
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14. qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
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    February 5, 2011 2:40pm UTC
    wasting 30 minutes
    ----running around trying to find the remote
    because you're too lazy to get up
    and manually change the channel on your tv
    
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15. qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
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    February 5, 2011 2:17pm UTC
    I WiSH THaT I KNeW WHaT I KNOW NOW WHeN I WaS YOuNGeR
    
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16. qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
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    February 5, 2011 2:01pm UTC
    have you ever
    chased a bird like a dream
    --->and it keeps flying
    a little too far out of reach
    
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17. qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
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    February 5, 2011 1:35pm UTC
    Everyone Thinks
    that i have it all
    b u t i t s s o e m p t y living behind these castle walls
    you can't see the castle through the walls
    until it falls
    
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18. qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
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    January 23, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    w o n d e r i n g w h o
    Doctors
    went to if they ever got sick
    
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19. qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
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    January 23, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    WHY DO I
    ALWAYS WANT WHAT I CAN'T HAVE
    >>like trying to fly, or
    breathing when he walks by<<
    
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20. qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
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    January 23, 2011 3:32pm UTC
    life is all we've got
    to hold onto so PROMISE ME you'll
    Never Let It Go
    
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