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maddie_r_xx
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 7:41pm UTC

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make
mistakes, I am out of control and at times, hard
to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst,
then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
- Marilyn Monroe
- Format by Dre4ming

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 5:37pm UTC

I once recorded myself singing
and then when I listened to it I didn't talk for 3 days straight

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weslovee84
posted a quote
January 28, 2009 8:06pm UTC

I promise you JAMES LAFFERTY
o n e day you will be saying I DO to me
Oh &+ I never break a promise<3

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weslovee84
posted a quote
February 7, 2009 5:43pm UTC

.::one tree hill::.
is pretty much my reason for existence

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sarahsings
posted a quote
September 20, 2011 6:59pm UTC

AHHH! I burnt my hand!!!
At night ; )
Fav if you know where this is from<3
Format by Sandrasaurus

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xo2Jess7ox
posted a quote
September 20, 2011 5:11pm UTC

Most girls want a guy who would
hold her umbrella &&
carry her through the puddles.
But I want a guy who would steal my umbrella,
jump in the puddles to splash me as I walk by
&&then kiss me in the rain
when I try&&yell at him.
♥

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MadAlice
posted a quote
September 19, 2011 7:07pm UTC

If "Guns don't kill people, people kill people," does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?

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ILoveToSmile
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 1:12pm UTC

.___________.
It's a whale
.....How do you have friends
._______.
Baby whale

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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SiMPleNkut3xD
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 11:35pm UTC

That Awkward Moment When.....
You Have To Tell Your Pets
They Are Adopted....

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GabrielleElaine27
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 8:32pm UTC

I really hate when I'm singing a song and the artist sings the wrong lyrics.
♡

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Feodor12
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 8:44pm UTC

I will not sharemy ipod with you..
Its called an Ipod, not an UsPod. -.-
nmq

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Lapi
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 9:20pm UTC

today,
he kissed me in the rain and
it felt so awesome..
JK.
today,
i fed my cat.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
September 17, 2011 10:52am UTC

Why do I keep running
From the truth, All I ever
think about is you ♥

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KPpink77
posted a quote
September 16, 2011 11:11pm UTC

YOU KNOW ITS FALL WHEN;
YOU GET HOME FROM THE VARSITY FOOTBALL GAME AND YOU CAN FEEL YOUR BODY DEFROSTING... ♥

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jackieBOWLERevans
posted a quote
September 16, 2011 3:50pm UTC

♥
SpongeBob - What could be better then serving up smiles all day??
Squidwrard - Being dead or anything else.

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amberleeprettty
posted a quote
September 16, 2011 4:02pm UTC

"i wasn't that drunk!" "bro, you threw a tennis ball at my hamster screaming "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!" ♥

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Mollyyy
posted a quote
September 16, 2011 5:17pm UTC

so there's this boy.
and the way he laughs
makes me smile.
and the way he talks
--> gives me butterflies <--
and everything about him,
m a k e s m e h a p p y
♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
September 16, 2011 4:05pm UTC

"Why are you
talking during my
lesson?"
"Why are you
teaching during
my conversation?"

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lakers_say_whaaat
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 11:01pm UTC

Got any...
grapes?

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