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Sarah.
13.
Basketball. Volleyball. Running
Facebook.
Shane Dawson.
Big Time Rush
Adam Lambert
Vanilla Coke
Full House
Salad
Steak
Ice Cream
Life<3

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sarahsings
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 4:26pm UTC

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student:can i use the bathroom?
teacher:no.
*fine, i'll just bleed all over the chair.
that's cool too.*
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sarahsings
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February 28, 2012 7:59pm UTC

2010: Doodle Jump
2011: Angry Birds
2012: Temple Run

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sarahsings
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February 5, 2012 5:38pm UTC

That awkward moment in the Hunger Games when you get your period...

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sarahsings
posted a quote
January 31, 2012 8:19pm UTC

✰✰
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Imma star

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sarahsings
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January 31, 2012 12:10pm UTC

I may be crazy;
...that's it♥

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sarahsings
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 3:19pm UTC

I just watched the music video of "Stupid Hoe"
by Nicki Minaj....
0_o
format and quote by: h0peful

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sarahsings
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January 19, 2012 12:03pm UTC

Temple Run High Scores:
Comment♥

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sarahsings
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 6:37pm UTC

Vending machines are so homophobic. I'm sorry my dollar is not straight enough for you.
Format by browneyegirl29

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sarahsings
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 11:23am UTC

Sundays<3
Credit To: MangoTastic

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sarahsings
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 7:41pm UTC

I'm is in a relationship with Him.
♥ about a minute ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
· Never going to happen <----

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sarahsings
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 4:31pm UTC

When you find out someone likes you, a little bit of you starts to like them back♥
nmq

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sarahsings
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 12:21pm UTC

Smartest Person Alive:
❤ Spongebob
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sarahsings
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January 9, 2012 4:08pm UTC

I'd like to see for one day what it would be like if girls and guys switched bodies....

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sarahsings
posted a quote
December 28, 2011 10:21am UTC

96
REJECTED

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sarahsings
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 9:46pm UTC

Kid in my grade wore a shirt that said;
"Bob's SubShop.
Ask about out 2 foot-long special!"
Everyone laughed the whole day...

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sarahsings
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 7:00pm UTC

my mom used to hit me with a camera
i still have flashbacks...♥

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sarahsings
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 6:19pm UTC

Apparently MTV used to play music, not shows about getting pregnant and partying everyday.
MIND=BLOWN

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sarahsings
posted a quote
November 30, 2011 6:24pm UTC

I feel a new Witty phase coming..
Cleverbot
♥

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sarahsings
posted a quote
November 30, 2011 4:01pm UTC

***
That clean feeling you
get after taking a
shower
***
n m f

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sarahsings
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 6:41pm UTC

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♥-----------♥
Christmas trees are like boobs.
Fake ones are nice to look at, but the real ones are better. ♥-----------♥
Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death. :)

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