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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    Have you ever liked someone
    that likes someone else?
    You just hate the fact that you can’t do anything about it but,
    hide your feelings towards them.
    Having to deal with knowing that
    you’re not the first person that’s on their mind
    and knowing that the only person you want
    is occupied by another.
    You just want to give up because
    you already know
    you’re not good enough.


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  3. xxsoccerkidxx xxsoccerkidxx
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    Me: *Throws eraser, hits teacher instead of friendt*
    Teacher: WHO THREW THIS!?!?!?
    Me:
    Teacher:
    Me:
    Teacher:
    Me:
    Teacher:
    Me:
    Teacher:
    Me: DINKLEBERG!!!
    Teacher: DETENTION.
    So worth it.

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 9:47am UTC
    That awesome momentWhen YouTube is kind enough to let you skip the ads.

  5. ireallylovecats ireallylovecats
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 9:29pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    BLAME
    DINKLEBERG

  6. smile_iloveyou smile_iloveyou
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 11:59pm UTC
    && Who Else...
    Counts how many hours of sleep they will get if they go to bed
    "right now'?

  7. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. lilgirlsarah lilgirlsarah
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    & the most amazing feeling must be to have 1039 notifications.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  9. Celtics35 Celtics35
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 11:29pm UTC
    Bouncing the basketball up and down the court
    Assisting the ball to your teammate
    Sipping water when you get subbed out
    Keeping yourself out of the paint
    Entering the doors after halftime
    Telling your coach to let you stay in after an injury
    Blocking a shot of your opponent
    Arguing with the ref about that foul
    Leaving the court with your heads held high
    Learning more moves and tricks for your next opponent
    My love for Basketball <3

  10. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    If you gave my soccer bag
    to a Febreze company,
    they wouldn't know how to
    stop the smell.

  11. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 11:00am UTC
    Random Guy: All Girls Are Pretty Without Makeup.
    Me: Really? Even me?
    Random Guy: Even you.
    Me: Okay then... *wipes makeup off*
    Random Guy: ...
    Me: ...
    Random Guy: ...
    Me: ...
    Random Guy: Good lord, I was joking. Put that back on.

  12. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 2:53am UTC
    When the internet stops working. . ."What am I suppose to do when the best part of me was always you!?"
    I follow back! ^_^

  13. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 2:43am UTC
    On her laptop, her mighty laptop, the wittygirl faves tonight..~ A WIMBA WAY, A WIMBA WAY, A WIMBA WAY, A WIMBA WAY. ~I follow back ^_^

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 12:21am UTC
    Mom: Those strangers on the internet could be 50 year old rapist men.
    Me: They're not strangers.Me: They're friends from school that moved away.

  15. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    Barney turned into JerseyShore
    GameBoy turned into Facebook
    PictnoChat turned into Texting
    Coloring turned into LoveLetters
    HelloKitty turned into Ke$ha
    Nightlights turned into iPod-brightness
    AmericanGirl turned into SeventeenMagazine
    TheChildrensPlace turned into VictroriaSecret
    Skechers turned into Sperrys
    EarRings turned into BellyButtonRings
    Cooties turned into Kisses
    Playdates turned into Hangouts
    Cinderella turned into MeanGirls
    JuicyJuice turned into Monster
    RainCoats turned into TubeTops
    SweatPants turned into Yogas
    StudEarings turned into HugeHoops
    Webkinz turned into Tumblr
    Braids turned into Straighteners
    FullHouse turned into Degrassi
    CampRock turned into OneDirection
    Jokes turned into Bullying
    BedTimes turned into Curfues
    Like turned into Love
    But worst of all,
    Drake&Josh turned into Bucket&Skinner
    Where has our childhood gone?
    -90's kids♥


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  17. reyyy312 reyyy312
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    Welcome to middle school,*
    where anything you say no matter what it is can be used into sexual content. <3

  18. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    I want a guy who
    comes into my life by accident, acknowledges my existence,
    and stays on purpose. accepts my weirdness.

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    Harry Potter: "Look, I didn't know I could talk to snakes! What else don't I know about myself??'
    oh, Harry, the things you don't know about yourself could fill a book.
    In fact, they did fill a book.
    Seven books.
    Harry Potter and Holy F*ck, I'm A Wizard
    Harry Potter and Sh*t, I Can Talk To Snakes
    Harry Potter and When The F*ck Did I Get A Godfather?
    Harry Potter and There Are Other Wizarding Schools?
    Harry Potter and Oh My God, I Can See What Voldemort's Doing
    Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!
    Harry Potter and Well F*ck, Snape Was A Good Guy All Along And Now I Have To Die Whyyyyy


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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