Harry Potter: "Look, I didn't know I could talk to snakes! What else don't I know about myself??'
oh, Harry, the things you don't know about yourself could fill a book.
In fact, they did fill a book.
Seven books.
Harry Potter and Holy F*ck, I'm A Wizard
Harry Potter and Sh*t, I Can Talk To Snakes
Harry Potter and When The F*ck Did I Get A Godfather?
Harry Potter and There Are Other Wizarding Schools?
Harry Potter and Oh My God, I Can See What Voldemort's Doing
Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!
Harry Potter and Well F*ck, Snape Was A Good Guy All Along And Now I Have To Die Whyyyyy