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funkygirl147
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October 1, 2013 4:53pm UTC

If you ever feel stupid just remember I once read 9 o'clock as "reverse 3 o'clock"

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funkygirl147
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March 4, 2013 2:28pm UTC

Wow, I haven't eaten anything in a whole hour. Time to clean out the pantry.

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funkygirl147
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March 3, 2013 11:49am UTC

I'm not a sweet, quiet girl. I just know how to act around adults.

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funkygirl147
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February 28, 2013 3:32pm UTC

What's the weather going to be like today?
Normal people: *checks weather* Around 70.
Me: *sticks bare arm outside* Warm.

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funkygirl147
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February 23, 2013 5:23pm UTC

I want a boy who smells nice and likes to sing.

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funkygirl147
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February 22, 2013 6:04pm UTC

"Old people are great; they're wise and full of experience."

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funkygirl147
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February 17, 2013 1:40am UTC

Sometimes I plan out conversations in my head and accidentally say them aloud.

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funkygirl147
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December 28, 2012 5:35pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you talk to your cat more than you talk to your family

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funkygirl147
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December 23, 2012 8:08pm UTC

I find Cabbage Patch Kid dolls
scarier than most horror movies.

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funkygirl147
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December 21, 2012 11:46am UTC

Hear that sound? That's the sound of the world not ending.
(Yes, another end of the world joke. Deal with it.)

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funkygirl147
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December 9, 2012 3:10pm UTC

You keep me sane by driving me insane <3

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funkygirl147
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December 2, 2012 8:52pm UTC

Dear best friend,
You stink for never being on Facebook the same time as I am.
Sincerely,
Me

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funkygirl147
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November 28, 2012 4:17pm UTC

Just remember girls, somewhere there's a boy who dreams of meeting a girl like you.

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funkygirl147
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November 14, 2012 8:29pm UTC

My best friend knows me so well, when I tell her when I'm gonna be at her house, she automatically adds on 30 minutes.

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funkygirl147
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November 2, 2012 6:35pm UTC

When someone disses my favorite teacher:
"Aw heck no you did not just go there"

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funkygirl147
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October 29, 2012 12:10pm UTC

Let's be optimistic about school.
No school equals more free time.
More free time equals more alone time.
More alone time equals more time to eat.
More time to eat equals weight gain.
Feeling better yet?

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funkygirl147
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October 28, 2012 9:50pm UTC

I love food. Seriously, who needs a boyfriend when you have food?

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funkygirl147
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October 23, 2012 3:50pm UTC

When you agree to be friends with someone, you agree to let them steal your food.

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funkygirl147
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October 20, 2012 5:51pm UTC

I love how there's a popcorn button on microwaves and popcorn bags always say "DO NOT USE POPCORN BUTTON"

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funkygirl147
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October 19, 2012 4:44pm UTC

I hate it when I ask to use the bathroom and the teacher's like, "Hurry up." Yeah, because I can totally control how fast I pee.

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