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jimmy365
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March 4, 2013 8:35pm UTC

tips on liking people:
• don't
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Lolsorue_girl
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March 6, 2013 2:21pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
''I should wear different clothes today.''
- Said no cartoon character,ever

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 3:13am UTC

it seems like everyone wanted to be a ballerina or a princess or a vet when they were little but i wanted to be the Very Hungry Caterpillar because idk man i just thought that eating heaps of food and turning into a butterfly was the kind of career path i wanted to take

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yourcool
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March 8, 2013 3:36pm UTC

one time in high school i didn't read the assigned book
and i was like screw it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some bs about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 8:38pm UTC

my friend
knows a guy called
Glen Coco and everyone’s
always saying
“You go, Glen Coco”
to him but he’s
never seen Mean Girls so
he just thinks people are
really supportive
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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 11:47am UTC

New pickup line: I hate a lot of people, but I don't hate you

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 6:27pm UTC

Too ugly to date attractive people,
Too attractive to date ugly people.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 1:48pm UTC

I heard you like bad boys,
At walmart, I enter through the exit doors.

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KatieInAStrangeLand
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 3:24pm UTC

Before going to bed: Omg. I don't want to go, I just want to stay up all night watching random things and stay on Witty
In Bed: Omg. How did I not want to be here? This is the best thing ever. I'm not leaving this bed.
Before going in the shower: Omg. I don't want to go, I just want to stay in my bed and never leave it
In the shower: Omg. How did I not want to be here? Whoever invented the shower is a freaking genius. I'm never leaving this shower.
Before going to school: Omg. I don't want to go, I just want to stay in my house doing nothing. I could just shower and sleep and then sleep and shower.
In School: Omg. I know why I didn't want to be here. It is terrible. Full of peasants. I want to leave right now.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:20pm UTC

i am not getting out of this bed;
it is warm, and it loves me.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:17pm UTC

oh, you're at starbucks?
please post pictures of your coffee, i have never seen one before.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:19pm UTC

I’m not saying I have nothing.
I’m not saying I’m gone completely.
It’s just sometimes it’s all a bit too hard to handle.
Sometimes I feel like it’s too much.
I’m not going to do anything stupid,
because I know that it will get better.
It has to, right?
Otherwise there wouldn’t be anyone
who has lived past their teenage years.
But for now, just for now,
it hurts.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:45pm UTC

let's be friends with benefits.
the benefits? you get to be friends with me.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:56pm UTC

next time you're washing your hands next to
somebody, cup your hands under the tap water until the water overflows, then look at them dramatically and say "this water is getting out of hand." it's a guaranteed way to make friends. i have never tried it, but it's guaranteed.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:13pm UTC

An arrow
can be shot only by pulling it backward.
So when life is dragging you back with difficulties,
it means that it’s going to launch you into something great.

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kristabff
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 7:31pm UTC

'unfollowers'
Spelled backwards is srewollofnu. Which sounds like "screw all of you".
Coincidence? I think not.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 6:05pm UTC

If you're ever feeling lazy, just remember that the Ancient Greeks
believed that their God's lived on top of a very climbable hill, but no one even bothered to check

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 4:57pm UTC

Me: I should go shower now
*five minutes later*
*another five minutes later*
*yet another five minutes later*
*more five minute intervals*
Someone: *goes into the bathroom*
Me: wow f//ck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 6:19pm UTC

Dear Board of Education,
we are, too

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 7:01pm UTC

Adults teach you to stand up for yourself and fight for what you believe in
until what you believe in is different than what they believe in

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