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funkygirl147
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October 19, 2012 4:41pm UTC

I love it when a teacher yells at someone I don't like.

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funkygirl147
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October 13, 2012 11:24pm UTC

Arwin: That's my sister
Zack: She has the same first name as you?
Arwin: We were a poor family, we could only afford one name.
-The Suite Life of Zack and Cody <3

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funkygirl147
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September 26, 2012 8:54pm UTC

You know you're lazy when you have a question in class and you make your friend hold up your arm for you.

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funkygirl147
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September 15, 2012 10:05pm UTC

"If you do not repost this 1000 times in the next ten seconds flying blue cows that meow will come and eat your soul."
Might as well say that. Because regardless of what it says, you always look stupid when posting chainmail.

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funkygirl147
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September 15, 2012 9:45pm UTC

Dear guys,
Why must so many of you have naturally long, thick lashes that many of us would kill to have?
Sincerely,
Us girls

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funkygirl147
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August 27, 2012 9:29pm UTC

Stealing your sibling's phone, taking a picture of yourself, and setting it as their wallpaper.
Please tell me I am not the only one who does this.

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funkygirl147
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August 24, 2012 11:30am UTC

Something about doing nothing all day really wears you out.

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funkygirl147
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August 10, 2012 2:42pm UTC

You call it burnt.
I call it crispy.

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funkygirl147
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July 28, 2012 7:40pm UTC

Red light means stop.
Green light means go.
Yellow light means you better hurry your butt up and go before the light turns red.

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funkygirl147
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July 2, 2012 6:02pm UTC

The only kind of surprise I like is when my i-pod's on shuffle and I'm thinking, I wonder what song is going to play next?

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funkygirl147
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June 28, 2012 10:41pm UTC

When I'm singing along to a song on my i-pod, every now and then I take an earphone out to see how well I'm singing.

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funkygirl147
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June 20, 2012 12:09am UTC

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
LOLJK that's ChaCha's number.

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funkygirl147
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June 12, 2012 5:09pm UTC

That one friend that keeps you on facebook 2 hours after the time you were originally gonna go to bed.

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funkygirl147
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June 6, 2012 11:43am UTC

I'm glad the school year is over, but it went by ridiculously fast.

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funkygirl147
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June 4, 2012 7:01pm UTC

Honestly, there should be a random thought category on witty.

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funkygirl147
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May 27, 2012 6:19pm UTC

Chocolate ice cream, why do you love my clothes so much?

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funkygirl147
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May 27, 2012 5:02pm UTC

Easiest way to get a top quote
"Nobody favorite this quote"

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funkygirl147
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May 27, 2012 4:58pm UTC

Favorite part of making brownies: Licking the bowl clean.

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funkygirl147
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May 27, 2012 10:06am UTC

I always feel so special when I friend request someone and they almost immediately accept it.

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funkygirl147
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May 27, 2012 9:42am UTC

I don't care if you're a guy, shave your hairy armpits.

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