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  1. therecklessandthebrave therecklessandthebrave
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 1:33pm UTC
    I fell in love the way
    you fall asleep: slowly,
    and then all at once.

  2. therecklessandthebrave therecklessandthebrave
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    Please, don't take this out on me,
    because you're the only thing that's keeping me alive.

  3. therecklessandthebrave therecklessandthebrave
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    She sits up high, surrounded by the sun.
    One million branches and she loves everyone.
    Mom and dad, did you search for me?
    I've been up here so long I'm going crazy.

  4. therecklessandthebrave therecklessandthebrave
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    What's so good about picking up the pieces?
    None of these colors ever light up anymore in this hole.

  5. therecklessandthebrave therecklessandthebrave
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    This is not what it is, only baby scars.
    I need your love like a boy needs his mother's side.

  6. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 5:44pm UTC
    Why I haven't started my Chemistry paper
    "If you don’t have passion for something, you shouldn't be doing it in the first place." - Lee Alexander McQueen

  7. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    “I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I
    was your age.” Yeah well YOUR parents lived without a
    microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving
    that up

  8. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    I’m getting a fu.cking divorce.
    - my dad when my mom threw a draw 4 in uno

  9. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 9:27pm UTC
    Make fun of Kim Kardashian's name choice for North West if you want, but that baby is going straight to the top. And slightly to the left...

  10. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 12:02pm UTC
    A bird pooped on my arm.
    So naturally I wiped it off with a piece of bread and fed it to the scumbag.
    Check MATE.

  11. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 10:56pm UTC
    I'm gonna wear like 6 pairs of pants
    so people will begin to know me for wearing a ton of pants and when i get fat i will slowly remove the layers of pants and they won’t realize im fat they’ll just think i still wear 6 pairs of pants.

  12. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 3:23am UTC
    Other girl: *goes out to parties*
    Other girl: *has a boyfriend*
    Other girl: *has a social life*
    Me: *reads a fanfiction*
    Me: Can I get pregnant from this?

  13. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    How are all these 6 year olds at meet and greets and concerts and stuff?
    My mom didn’t even take me to the park.

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    i always change my mind about everything
    except the passwords i have been using since i was 10 years old

  15. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    Do you know what really makes me smile?
    My facial muscles.

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 3:28pm UTC
    She's laying down, music on.
    checkng her phone every few minutes, praying he will text her, knowing he wont. She's wondering what girls he is texting and what girl he has wrapped around his finger. She smiles, their song comes on. It reminds her of everything. She quickly replays every kiss, every hug, every laugh, every date, everything in her mind. She misses him and she misses the way they used to be. A tear slides down her cheek, && finally, she just breaks down. He's over her now, && she wonders
    'Why can't I let him go?'♥
    He's shooting his basketball.
    checking his cell phone in his pocket when it goes off, texting the new girl. Suddenly, she texts him something that reminds him of her... His old her. The girl he was madly in love. The girl that scared him so much to actually let her in and fall in love. So he ran away, breaking her heart in the process. He misses her smile and her laugh and the way he made her feel. He stops texting the new girl, and puts down the basketball. He reads their messages he never deleted, && wishes she would text him. But he knows she's probably over him now, && he wonders
    'Why did I let her go?'♥

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    Next time someone tells me I'm "too childish", I'm just going to look them
    directly in the eyes and say very calmly, "You are what you eat." Then I'm going to walk away slowly maintaining eye contact the entire time.

  18. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    row row row your boat gently away from me

  19. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 11:38am UTC
    Okay so my sister was graduating
    from elementary school a couple days ago and there is like this disc of pictures and my family and I were watching it last night and there were these two twins with the last name of 'Artakis'. So anyway these girls had like tons of pictures and my sister was complaining, "Why do they get so many pictures!!" and my mom said, "they artakin' the spotlight" omfg


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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