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  1. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    Today is my six months without cutting!
    Can I get six faves?

  2. xxSlowlyLoosinHopexx xxSlowlyLoosinHopexx
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    I Want
    a die-hard,
    southern,
    notebook related,
    heart breaking,
    time-consuming,
    mind stopping
    Summer Romance

  3. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    "I don't have biceps so
    I just flex me eyebrow."
    -Niall Horan

  4. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 11:59pm UTC
    Fo Shizzle Ma Nizzle
    "fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah n.igga" which is a bastardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother"

  5. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 12:28pm UTC
    The air date of one direction peformace
    on the ellen show
    is on July 16th 2012

    format credit to OneDirection

  6. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    to be old and wise you must
    first be young and stupid!

  7. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    You come home from school, look at yourself in the mirror and wonder.
    "Did I really look like that all day"

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    my give-a-f*cks are like ninjas.
    you never see them.

  9. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 11:16pm UTC

    Who else
    finishes their stories with "so yeah"

  10. DuckAddictant DuckAddictant
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    Cinderella and Bell tie their hair with a ribbon.
    Have you ever tried to tie your hair with a ribbon? Yeah, good f/cking luck with that.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    99% of my socks are single,
    and you don't see them crying about it.

  12. randomgirl7742 randomgirl7742
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    I am one of those people who can remember every single detail from a day back in preschool….
    Yet I can’t remember what I had for breakfast this morning

  13. waitingforyourtouch waitingforyourtouch
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 10:56pm UTC

    yougotdesignershadesjusttohideyourface
    yougotdesignershadesjusttohideyourface
    yougotdesignershadesjusttohideyourface
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    My mom is ...
    Breast Cancer free!
    nmf

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    If you don't so stupid things while you're young,
    you'll have nothing to smile about when you're old.

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    Before you kiss me
    -Grab my waist
    -Pull me closer to your body
    -Look into my eyes
    -Look at my lips while biting your lip
    -Look back into my eyes again
    -Grab my face gently
    -Then slowly lean in & kiss me
    It will drive me crazy, I promise.

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 11:11am UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    The "PLASTICS" in Nicholas Sparks movies:
    Regina George: Starred in The Vow and The Notebook
    Karen Smith: Starred in Dear John
    Gretchen Wieners And none for Gretchen Wieners bye
    *Mean Girls Reference*

  18. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:00pm UTC
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  19. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    The person you're going to marry is on this earth right now.
    ....unless you're a creep....

  20. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    Zayn hasn't tweeted in 7 days.
    Someone should check on him in that bath,
    You know, he can't swim.

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