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  1. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2014 9:34pm UTC
    I believe in music the way that some people believe in fairy tales.

  2. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 12:10am UTC
    My mother taught me this trick: if you repeat something over and over again, it loses its meaning. Our lives, she said, are the same way. You watch the sunset too often, and it just becomes 6 PM. You make the same mistakes over and over, you'll stop calling it a mistake. If you just wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, one day you'll forget why. Nothing is forever, she said.

  3. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 3:51am UTC
    cause of death: too shy to call ambulance

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 2:46pm UTC
    someone: have you seen this movie?
    me: no but i've seen gifs

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 2:50pm UTC
    i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2014 4:15pm UTC
    have you ever cried so hard it physically hurts your stomach because you wanted no one to hear

  7. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 5:36pm UTC
    Finishing my cereal before it gets soggy
    is the most stressful thing in life

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 1:20am UTC
    having "feelings" is ruining my
    reputation of being a heartless btch

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 3:25pm UTC
    spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious” contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
    moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 8:17pm UTC
    rich peverley's heart stopped while on the bench and when he was revived he asked to be put back in the game and if you don't think hockey is the most hardcore sport and has the toughest players you're wrong

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 3:54pm UTC
    sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

  12. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2014 5:23pm UTC
    2 years old kid: *runs*
    family: looks like he's going to be an athlete

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 4:52pm UTC
    mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

  14. happiest* happiest*
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    March 18, 2014 12:17pm UTC
    The truth is that the more intimately you know someone, the more clearly you’ll see their flaws. That’s just the way it is. This is why marriages fail, why children are abandoned, why friendships don’t last. You might think you love someone until you see the way they act when they’re out of money or under pressure or hungry, for goodness’ sake. Love is something different. Love is choosing to serve someone and be with someone in spite of their filthy heart. Love is patient and kind, love is deliberate. Love is hard. Love is pain and sacrifice, it’s seeing the darkness in another person and defying the impulse to jump ship.
    and

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 6:52pm UTC
    becoming older than 10 years old
    was by far the biggest mistake in my life

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 7:01pm UTC
    the most important thing i’ve learnt
    in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 7:03pm UTC
    i want to be so famous that
    people misspell my name just so it can be their url

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 7:05pm UTC
    wearing all black today to
    mourn the death of my motivation

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 7:07pm UTC
    today i burned my tongue on a
    piece of pizza and i think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 7:17pm UTC
    do you ever develop the dumbest crush
    on someone that you have no chance with and everything u do is dumb and feelings are dumb and i feel so dumb and dumbity dumb dumb

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